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"Your cholesterol and blood pressure are a little high. Your button is kind of small, but it's not bad for a seventy-one year old man."
"You mean what we did just then was an actual war?"
What could possibly go wrong?
"We prefer to call it the 'dislike button'."
This red button is for EMERGENCIES...if anything terrible happens to a patient then press it and you'll have a media management team here in minutes.''
'We're a bit short of staff so if no-one answers the red button then you should try screaming 'Help me HELP ME Dear God I'm Dying' as loud as you can!'
'If you believe Christmas is over-commercialised, press the Sponsored by Cola red button.'
'I'm all for this interactivity.'
'As for this growth, I'm honestly not sure if it's functional. But I suppose there's only one way to find out...'
'Press the red button for the 'no grunt' option...'
Interactive television. Man says: 'This programme is rubbish!' TV replies: 'Get lost, Fatty!'
Woman on TV says: 'Remember, you can download the best bits of this show as a video podcast, if you really have no life.'
Man looks dismayed as voice on TV says: 'If you're a digital viewer, press your red button now for bonus footage and behind-the-scenes extras' everyone else ... oh, just get lost.'
'I pressed the red button!'
Nobody suspects it but the entrance to hell is in the building at 122c, Willow Street.
"What does this do?"