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'I'm going on a vision quest, do you want anything from Starbucks?'
Before they were largely wiped out by European diseases, the Timuca Indians had a highly evolved society, built around dance, poetry and the world's first mobile phone.
'These kids and their text messaging...'
'Sorry, I've gotta take this...'
'Still haven't given up on your lawn, eh, Pertzborn?'
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'So, what's for dinner?'
'We don't know anything about land ownership. Help yourself.'
'Him say him need more beans.'
'Dad, did you say 'someday all this will be theirs'?' 'No, me say, 'The IRS's'.'
'Are we there yet?...Are we there yet?...Are we there yet?
'Be nice - invite them to our Thanksgiving feast, then remind them their visas will expire...'
'Forget the beads and blankets... what we need are folding chairs.'
'Sorry, you can't file a joint-return unless you're married!'
'I don't understand 'knock-knock' jokes.'
Circle the wagons!
"Yyy eee sss !! "
'I'm a Dutch American. What kind of an American are you?'
'We got anyone who speaks Indian.'
'It's worse than we thought. They're developers!'
"Oh, bugger tradition - next time text me."
'I'll send a Tweet.'
'Quit picking at it, you'll make it worse!!'
'See, here's where you screwed up.'