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"Give me a break, Doctor."
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'Sorry, Rudolph, we can't let you join in any reindeer games... You've tested positive for steroids.'
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This Christmas, Santa decided to use an energy saving light globe.
'Well, that's just great...my big night and I get a zit!'
'So, you have a red nose and get laughed at a lot...that is a good thing.'
Rudolph goes green (with his new compact fluorescent nose)
'For the first time in ages, Rudolph the red nosed reindeer faced some stiff competition from Ernie the energy saving reindeer'
"Santa had me install a GPS. How do we keep Rudolph from finding out?"
"It' not a turn signal. It's a nasty pimple."
Santa and reindeer all have glowing noses after flying past the factory chimney.
According to a recent medical report, a glass of red wine a day is good for you.
Santa Claus walks dogs
Brown Nose Day
'To summarize: The visual joke brings on a very fast reaction but the verbal joke is more widely quoted and is remembered longer.'
"Ask yourself, 'Does it make me a better clown?'"
"Rudolph! You're in no shape to guide my sleigh tonight!"
"I'll meet you back at the sleigh. I've just got to go powder my nose."
Drunken Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.
"Hi. My name is Rudolph and there's a reason my nose is so red."
"It depends on which state we're visiting."
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"Tell Santa that Rudolph's check engine light is on."
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Santa picks out a suitable light bulb for Rudolph's nose.
'Well, he certainly has his father's nose!'
"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."
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"Clown nose? No I'm not wearing a clown nose!"