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"Talk about heaven - eight francs to the buck and old Binky still a chiselled blonde."
"Sorry, red wine makes Ralph gluten intolerant intolerant."
Tags:gluten intolerance, gluten intolerant, gluten allergy, gluten allergies, food allergy, food allergies, allergic reaction, allergic reactions, drunk, drunks, overindulge, overindulging, overindulged, food fad, food fads, foodie, foodies, intolerant, intolerance, grump, grumps, grumpy, grumpiness, red wine, wine, wines, eating out, rude, rudeness, bad manners, faux pas, attitude problem, attitude problems, bigot, bigoted, bigots, hypersensitive, hypersensitivity
"I spent all day looking for this Malbec, not that anybody cares."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, drink, drinks, drinking, wine, malbec, red wine, sommelier, sommeliers, wine steward, wine stewards, wine waiter, wine waiters, complaining, complaint, complaints, guilt trip, guilt trips, guilt tripping, mum, mums, mom, moms, mother, mothers, motherhood, mothering, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, ungrateful, thankless, unappreciative
"My parents will come to church again if you switch to rose."
Tags:sacramental wine, communion wine, altar wine, eucharist, priest, priests, vicar, vicars, communion, holy communion, christianity, wine, wines, red wine, rose, rose wine, fair weather friends, occasional churchgoer, churchgoer, churchgoers, devout, lapsed catholic, lapsed anglican, lapsed christian, lapsed, insincere, insincerity, alter boy, alter boys, parent, parents
The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew
Tags:wine, wine bottle, wines, bottles, wine bottles, cork, corks, corkscrew, corkscrews, bottle opener, bottle openers, bed, bedroom, bedtime, screw, screwed, popping bottles, inanimate objects, inanimate object, drink, drinks, alcohol, red wine, winged corkscrew, winged corkscrews, innuendo, innuendos
Red wine teeth
The Bare Minimum
"It's a wine best blended with a better wine."
Tags:wine, wines, red wine, red wines, white wine, white wines, restaurant, restaurants, dining, food, foods, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, server, servers, menu, menus, special, specials, wine drinker, wine drinkers, wine snob, wine snobs, food service industry, hospitality, customer service
After the breakup of Bacchus, Inc.
"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."
Tags:wine, wines, white wine, white wines, red wine, red wines, restaurant, restaurants, wine snob, wine snobs, food service industry, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, wine drinker, wine drinkers, alcohol, cocktail, cocktails, hospitality, customer service, women, woman, biological clock, middle age, middle aged
"Our house wine is abominable."
Tags:house wine, house wines, house red, house white, red wine, red wines, wine snob, wine snobs, wine connoisseur, wine connoisseurs, wine lover, wine lovers, homecooked meal, homecooked dinner, home-cooked meal, home-cooked dinner, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, cheap wine, cheap wines
'I limit myself to one glass of wine a day.'
"I'm getting a lot of negativity in this one – is it French?"
'I was hoping for something a little less dry...'
Jesus' lesser known miracle at the wedding.
"Just a glass of wine with breakfast, officer."
Tags:drink, drinking, drink and drive, drink drive, drink driving, under the influence, dui, driving under the influence, drive, driver, driving, drives, high society, upper class, middle class, wine, wine time, wines, red wine, breakfast, wine o'clock, officer, officers, police officers, pull over, pulled over, alcohol, alcoholic, hollywood, cop, cops, traffic cop, traffic cops, undercut, undercutting, danger, dangerous, law, laws, breaking the law, beat, beat cop
The First Wine Cave
Tags:wine cave, wine caves, winemaker, winemakers, vintner, vintners, wine-maker, wine-makers, wine storage, wine cellar, wine cellars, cavemen, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, red wine, red wines, wine connoisseur, wine connoisseurs, wine lover, wine lovers, neanderthal, neanderthals, wine storage
Mother Nature's Health Foods
Tags:food, health foods, health, healthy, healthy eating, eating healthy, diet, diets, mother nature, nature, natural, food trend, food trends, trend, trends, trendy, fad, fads, store, stores, shop, shops, sign, signs, storefront, storefronts, front window, front windows, display window, display windows, retail, consumerism, tobacco, coffee, red wine, chocolate, smoking, smoker, smokers, caffeine, coming soon, modern life
Red Wine, White Wine and The One In The Middle.
"What do you have in investment-grade reds?"
'Recycled glass, recycled paper label, recycled plastic cork...I hate to think where the wine comes from.'
'Look at this! France is getting into the wine business, too.'
"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"
Tags:wine, pinot noir, red wine, buying wine, choosing wine, wine connoisseur, wine connoisseurs, wine expert, wine experts, liquor store, liquor stores, wine store, wine stores, salesman, salesmen, cashier, cashiers, judging, judgemental, judgmental, drink, drinks, alcohol, service, customer service
'Oh great. All we've got to eat are fish.'
'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'