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Alabama Traffic Jam
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"You forgot the launch codes."
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"Thanks, Chuck, I admire your NASCARness also."
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"Not sure how much longer we can live off the proceeds from your gold tooth."
A moonshiner waits for his martini.
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Hillbilly mall maps.
"Point well taken- but I just came here to get drunk."
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"I hope we can still be cousins."
Knowing that her doctorate in bio-physics made her profoundly overqualified for the job, Susan played dumb during the interview.
Country Music Awards
"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."
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When rednecks and techies network.
"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."
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Last Chance For Reality
"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."
"Do you know how distracting it is when you spin the chamber on that revolver?"
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Walk of the Stars: Jasperville, Illinois
"I've seen things a dog's not supposed to see."
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"But I might need time off to grab my gun and rush home to defend my family."
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"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."
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"Surely you didn't believe what you read in the liberal-controlled press?"
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'Kicks a little.'