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'It's the most effective appetite suppressant available,'
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"Sorry, Harold, but I'm reducing our carbon footprint."
Tags:carbon footprint, carbon footprints, footprint, footprints, murder, murders, murdering, murderer, murderers, excuse, excuses, shoot, shoots, shooting, shootings, shot, husband, husbands, wife, wives, discord, marital discord, environmentalism, environmentalist, environmentalists, resources, reduce, reduces, reducing
'Take this report and reduce it to an acronym.'
"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."
Tags:ecowarrior, ecowarriors, eco-warrior, eco-warriors, recycle, recycles, recycling, reduce, reduces, reducing, indoctrinate, indoctrinates, indoctrination, eco-wise, empower, empowers, empoweringarbage, energy efficiency, energy efficient, pray, prays, praying, global warming, climate change, religious fervor
Office of Management and Budget and Mandatory Cuts
"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."
Tags:cat, cats, nap, naps, catnap, catnaps, cat nap, cat naps, napping, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, daily nap, daily naps, relax, relaxes, relaxing, dog, dogs, pet, pets, cat lover, cat lovers, cat owner, cat owners, long nap, long naps, cut back, cuts back, cutting back, reduce, reduces, reducing, reduction, reductions
"It's a new target to target a time to reduce targets so that we'll be less target driven!"
"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."
Tags:coach, coaches, coaching, football, football player, football players, tough, difficult, difficulty, difficulties, algebra, teacher, teachers, math, maths, mathematics, calculus, play, plays, football play, football plays, challenge, challenges, challenging, complain, complains, complaining, football player, football players, football team, football teams, reduce, reduces, reducing, math difficulty
"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."
Tags:environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, gadfly, gadflies, activist, activists, activism, garbage, waste, waste management, recycle, recycles, reduce, reduces, reducing waste, carbon footprint, carbon footprints, garbage, hector, hectors, hectoring, bother, bothers, bothering, annoy, annoys, annoying, irritate, irritates, irritating, irritation, irritations, hippy, hippies
Healthcare cartoon about cheating on health insurance with wearable devices.
Tags:health, medical, healthcare, care, insurance, monthly, premium, expensive, reduced, reduction, covered, coverage, benefits, wearing, wearable device, technology, pedometer, counting, steps, reduces, obamacare, aca, affordable, act, tricking, system, fitness tracker, fitness trackers, cheat, cheats, cheater, cheaters
"That's one small step for man and one giant heap left behind."
"I've lost my concern for deficit reduction."
Reduced to clear.
'To reduce the deficit and stimulate the economy, there are two basic options...'
'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'
'Our investment strategy? We reuse plastic forks.'
Liar's Club - dues reduced 80%.
'Good news! I got the charges reduced from money laundering to money dry cleaning.'
'I can get your sentence reduced to time served, but your publisher says that will really hurt your book sales.'
'Oh, really, our house has only dropped a thousand in value...'