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'Wow, this furniture store is overstocked again. And they're cutting prices again. This is like the 50th time this year.'
"We have a new financial model where you don't get paid anything."
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'It's the most effective appetite suppressant available,'
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Exec Has His Whole Life At His Desk
Tags:desk life, life, work life, life work, work life balance, life's work, exec, executive, reason to live, sad, sadness, office, office life, desk, desks, desk jockey, desk job, desk jobs, businessmen, businessman, modern life, modern world, working world, world of work, critique, critical, critic, critics, commentary, comment, reduce, reduction, reduction of spirit, dystopia, dystopian, capitalism, capitalist
Rhinoplasty"I think I'd like this one."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, rhino, rhinos, rhinoceros, rhinoceroses, horn, horns, nose, noses, face, faces, facial, rhinoplasty, nose job, cosmetic surgery, cosmetic surgeries, plastic surgery, plastic surgeries, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeons, cosmetic surgeon, cosmetic surgeons, surgeons, doctor, doctors, appointment, appointments, consultation, consultations, medical, medicine, vain, vanity, beauty, insecure, insecurity, model, models, office, offices, clinic, clinics, size, sizes, reduction, reductions, shape, shapes, word play, wordplay
"The hard part is reducing emissions and building climate resilience. The hard part is that all the stakeholders need to coordinate and cooperate for years."
Tags:meeting, meetings, climate, climate change, climate changes, business, businesses, corporation, corporations, reduce emissions, reducing emissions, reduction, reductions, global warming, greenhouse gases, easy, stakeholder, stakeholders, stakeholder meeting, agree, agrees, agreement, agreements, argue, argues, arguing, cooperate, cooperating, cooperation, coordinate, coordinates, coordinating, years, long-term, target, targets, long-term plan
"Do me a favor, Harlow. When you greet me, stop saying 'Hello, big spender!'"
Tags:usa, us, deficits, deficit, congress, recession, big, spender, spenders, spending, budget, budgets, over, spend, deficit, agency, agencies, spending, policy, policies, management, title, titles, name, names, committee, committees, reduced, reduction, image, impressions, portray, budget reduction, budget cut, budget cuts
"We've changed 'Happy Hour' to 'An Interlude for Reflection'."
"Better lay off using the heating pad."
"We finally found a use for all the low hanging fruit around here."
"I'll bet you think I'm a terrible opportunist."
Office of Management and Budget and Mandatory Cuts
"Our deficit-reduction plan is simple, but it will require a great deal of money."
Tags:deficit, deficits, reduce, reduces, reduction, reductions, plan, plans, simple, simplistic, basic, united states, government, governments, congress, congressman, debt, debts, deficit-reduction, reduce spending, spend, spends, spending, expensive, cost, costs, costly, simple, simplistic, irony, ironic, ineffective, contrary, contradict, contradiction, contradictions, bad plan, bad plans
"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."
Tags:cat, cats, nap, naps, catnap, catnaps, cat nap, cat naps, napping, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, daily nap, daily naps, relax, relaxes, relaxing, dog, dogs, pet, pets, cat lover, cat lovers, cat owner, cat owners, long nap, long naps, cut back, cuts back, cutting back, reduce, reduces, reducing, reduction, reductions
'You'll have heard of placebo medicines, well this is our placebo doctor!'
'Dammit, Tell! Practice on your own kid!'
"It's a new target to target a time to reduce targets so that we'll be less target driven!"
'The price represents a 50% reduction on those costing twice as much...'
"They were on sale."
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Department of cost reduction.
Apple Redesigns The Bowling Ball
Tags:design, product, product design, minimal, minimalism, minimalist, minimalists, pared down, pared, pared back, change, changes, redesign, redesigns, classic, classics, bowling ball, simple, simplicity, effective, effective design, design standards, standards, visual gag, visual gags, reduce, reduced, reduction, reductionist, reductive
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'I think you misunderstood us...when we said 'no cuts in the NHS' we clearly meant 'catastrophic cuts and savage staff reductions'.'
How women see it, how men see it.