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'Wow, this furniture store is overstocked again. And they're cutting prices again. This is like the 50th time this year.'
"We have a new financial model where you don't get paid anything."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, money, salary, salaries, wage, wages, finances, financial model, financial models, cutbacks, pay-cut, pay-cuts, economy, reduction, lowering, saving money, cheap, cheapskate, cheapskates, cutting costs, competitive, modern life
'It's the most effective appetite suppressant available,'
Tags:weigh, weighs, weight, weight, gastric band, gastric bands, diet, diets, dieting, obese, obesity, fat, fats, fatty, band, bands, reduce, reduces, reduction, reductions, appetite, appetites, suppress, suppresses, suppressing, suppressant, suppressants, tummy, tummies, belly, bellies, close to home
Exec Has His Whole Life At His Desk
Tags:desk life, life, work life, life work, work life balance, life's work, exec, executive, reason to live, sad, sadness, office, office life, desk, desks, desk jockey, desk job, desk jobs, businessmen, businessman, modern life, modern world, working world, world of work, critique, critical, critic, critics, commentary, comment, reduce, reduction, reduction of spirit, dystopia, dystopian, capitalism, capitalist
Rhinoplasty"I think I'd like this one."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, rhino, rhinos, rhinoceros, rhinoceroses, horn, horns, nose, noses, face, faces, facial, rhinoplasty, nose job, cosmetic surgery, cosmetic surgeries, plastic surgery, plastic surgeries, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeons, cosmetic surgeon, cosmetic surgeons, surgeons, doctor, doctors, appointment, appointments, consultation, consultations, medical, medicine, vain, vanity, beauty, insecure, insecurity, model, models, office, offices, clinic, clinics, size, sizes, reduction, reductions, shape, shapes, word play, wordplay
"Do me a favor, Harlow. When you greet me, stop saying 'Hello, big spender!'"
Tags:usa, us, deficits, deficit, congress, recession, big, spender, spenders, spending, budget, budgets, over, spend, deficit, agency, agencies, spending, policy, policies, management, title, titles, name, names, committee, committees, reduced, reduction, image, impressions, portray, budget reduction, budget cut, budget cuts
"Better lay off using the heating pad."
"We finally found a use for all the low hanging fruit around here."
Office of Management and Budget and Mandatory Cuts
"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."
Tags:cat, cats, nap, naps, catnap, catnaps, cat nap, cat naps, napping, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, daily nap, daily naps, relax, relaxes, relaxing, dog, dogs, pet, pets, cat lover, cat lovers, cat owner, cat owners, long nap, long naps, cut back, cuts back, cutting back, reduce, reduces, reducing, reduction, reductions
'You'll have heard of placebo medicines, well this is our placebo doctor!'
'Dammit, Tell! Practice on your own kid!'
"It's a new target to target a time to reduce targets so that we'll be less target driven!"
'The price represents a 50% reduction on those costing twice as much...'
Department of cost reduction.
Apple Redesigns The Bowling Ball
Tags:design, product, product design, minimal, minimalism, minimalist, minimalists, pared down, pared, pared back, change, changes, redesign, redesigns, classic, classics, bowling ball, simple, simplicity, effective, effective design, design standards, standards, visual gag, visual gags, reduce, reduced, reduction, reductionist, reductive
50% Off Junglewear
'I think you misunderstood us...when we said 'no cuts in the NHS' we clearly meant 'catastrophic cuts and savage staff reductions'.'
How women see it, how men see it.
Hot Dog Bath
Tags:hot dog, hot dogs, hotdog, hotdogs, hotdog stand, hotdog stands, hotdog cart, hotdog carts, hotdog vendor, hotdog vendors, street food, streetfood, bath, baths, bathing, hot tub, hot tubs, hottub, hottubs, specials, special offer, special offers, reduction, reductions, end of day redcutions, hotdog juice, unhygienic, food standards, food hygiene, food hygiene law, food hygiene laws
Healthcare cartoon about cheating on health insurance with wearable devices.
Tags:health, medical, healthcare, care, insurance, monthly, premium, expensive, reduced, reduction, covered, coverage, benefits, wearing, wearable device, technology, pedometer, counting, steps, reduces, obamacare, aca, affordable, act, cheating, tricking, system, fitness tracker, fitness trackers, cheat, cheats, cheating, cheater, cheaters
Andy's Motors: All Cars Reduced
He may overreacted to the gossip that the ship was sinking.
Tags:sinking ship, sinking ships, life jacket, life jackets, lifejacket, lifejackets, life-jacket, life-jackets, gossip, gossiping, whispers, rumor, rumors, rumour, rumours, irresponsible, chatter, inaccurate information, inaccurate info, finance, financial, cfo, sales, revenue, income, profit, negative, decline, declining, reduce, reduction, need, new, strategy, plan, turnaround, metaphor, metaphors, metaphorical, literal
"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."