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'Wow, this furniture store is overstocked again. And they're cutting prices again. This is like the 50th time this year.'
'It's the most effective appetite suppressant available,'
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"There's no need for alarm—the staff will be reduced, but only by attrition."
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Rhinoplasty"I think I'd like this one."
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"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."
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"It's a new target to target a time to reduce targets so that we'll be less target driven!"
'The price represents a 50% reduction on those costing twice as much...'
50% Off Junglewear
'I think you misunderstood us...when we said 'no cuts in the NHS' we clearly meant 'catastrophic cuts and savage staff reductions'.'
Hot Dog Bath
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Andy's Motors: All Cars Reduced
"That's one small step for man and one giant heap left behind."
"I've lost my concern for deficit reduction."
'...and this glorious cliff-top property has recently been reduced by fifty per-cent.'
Sale - new improved final reductions
"My company's health care plan? My boss helps me to eat less and to lose weight...he cut my salary."
Massive Furniture Reductions!
"Put your fears to rest. We won't be reducing any personnel, just salaries."
Shop named 'Just surviving'.
'To reduce the deficit and stimulate the economy, there are two basic options...'
Sale! Everything Reduced!
'No, the vegetables.'
"... Yes, I know 'the cans are much smaller than they used to be'. Didn't you read the sign?"
'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'