Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
"Special assignment, Chaswick. I need you to test our severance package."
"To show we're not all bad, the company is giving all laid off employees a GPS device to help them find the unemployment office."
'We've downgraded the Golden Parachute.'
'When I retire I hope for a soft landing.'
"We've been fired We're RICH!"
'Wait a sec here! This is a parachute, but it's NOT golden!'
'It was my unfair dismissal claim cap.'
'The facts speak for themselves: My opinion however is in the accompanying letter with your redundancy package.'
'I'm afraid the redundancy package means I'm confined to the house for two years.'
"Larry, as board members, we've decided to go ahead and honor your outrageous compensation package, however, you're really, really going to have to work for it."
'You've been here a long time Tommy, so we're prepared to offer you a generous severance pay-off.'
"Come out, Snivers, it's a decent enough redundancy package."