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"Sorry - we require at least three fake references."
George Gershwin, Psychiatrist
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Tags:emile, emile zola, zola, french, france, french literature, literature, literary, lit, lit major, pop, pop culture, culture, cultural reference, cultural, reference, references, referential, book, books, bookish, book lover, accuse, accused, accusation, accusing, accusations, word play, play on words, clown, clowning, clowns, judicial, law, laws, lawyer, lawyers, jury, juries, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms
Waiting for Godot, Summer of '96; They Do Not Move.
Tags:literature, literary, lit, lit major, lit majors, minimalism, minimalist, books, book lover, book, book lovers, bookish, book worm, book worms, reference, references, cultural, culture, cultural reference, cultural references, existentialism, existential, nihilism, nihilistic, 90s, 90s kids, only 90s kids will remember this, skater, skaters, skateboarding, skateboard, skateboards, youth, youths, hip, hip and happening, hip hop
'No Jimmy! You can't cite Wikipedia as the main source for your assignment!'
'OK, Mrs. Grazner! Knock it off with the 'Jaws' sound track!'
"So this is what you do when I pretend to leave, then come back unexpectedly in five minutes."
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'I love your resume. Is it fiction, non-fiction, or plagiarized from the internet?'
"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."
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"The yellow ones need to be signed, but the pink ones only require initials."
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The Location, Location, Location Arms
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'I just read an online article that says you should never believe anything you read online.'
"The 40-Year-Old Virgin Olive Oil"
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Book reading a work titled: 'How to be self-reflexive.'
"Do you have any references?"
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'About this reference of yours, he worked for me for sixteen years, and when he left I was very satisfied.'
'References from his current employer are outstanding. They must really want to get rid of him.'
'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'
"If you'd like I could throw a few criminals your way."
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Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy
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'...it may be advisable to think of a referee other than your mother.'
'Your experience is nil, qualifications lacking, references horrible, and you fulfill MY need for job security perfectly...YOU'RE HIRED!'
"Mr. Total Recall"
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'I'm going to refer to an educational theory which was first published in February and is still applicable today.'
"*One more thing, no doubt."
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