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Ron, I used this while you were on vacation. Please refill. Love, mother.
"Waiter! My glass is half empty."
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"Where's the nearest walnut station?"
"He says he feels empty inside."
'Your HMO doesn't cover X-rays. I'm glad you could break a dollar.'
"You tell Bigfoot we don't give free refills."
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'Help!' - Man drained of all colour down to his ankles is in the ink refil shop.
Eating the Cocktail Olive
Home of the Bottomless Cup of Coffee
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TELLER, 'How do I go about getting a credit card refilled?'
"I can't refill your prescription, Mrs. Rowley, but how about a frozen Daiquiri?"
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The printer is out of ink and in need of a hug.
'You can't win -- I turned the water into wine, and then everybody wanted free refills!'
"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."
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"That's Irv. Took a yoga class, emptied his mind, and never refilled it."
'It's the most expensive commodity I could find...a printer ink cartridge.'
'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'
"The printer I just bought only cost $50. But all the cartridges it requires cost an additional $12,000."
"A raise? Unlimited free refills aren't enough for you?"
Uncomplimentary Refills on all Drinks.
'That's alright Kenny, your dipstick says you've still got half a tank left...'
'I've never seen mum change these when they get empty.'
"Do we get free refills on the manna?"
Out of Ice in the Arctic.