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Ron, I used this while you were on vacation. Please refill. Love, mother.
"Waiter! My glass is half empty."
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"Where's the nearest walnut station?"
"He says he feels empty inside."
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"You tell Bigfoot we don't give free refills."
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Eating the Cocktail Olive
Home of the Bottomless Cup of Coffee
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TELLER, 'How do I go about getting a credit card refilled?'
"I can't refill your prescription, Mrs. Rowley, but how about a frozen Daiquiri?"
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'You can't win -- I turned the water into wine, and then everybody wanted free refills!'
"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."
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"That's Irv. Took a yoga class, emptied his mind, and never refilled it."
'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'
"The printer I just bought only cost $50. But all the cartridges it requires cost an additional $12,000."
"A raise? Unlimited free refills aren't enough for you?"
Uncomplimentary Refills on all Drinks.
'That's alright Kenny, your dipstick says you've still got half a tank left...'
'I've never seen mum change these when they get empty.'
"Do we get free refills on the manna?"
Out of Ice in the Arctic.
"Well, that was fun, but now it's a 50 km trek to refill the water pistols..."
First dates are the worst. You get all dolled up - and for what?
'Maybe complimentary refills wasn't such a good idea.'
Leo's Diner, Home of the Bottomless Cup of Coffee