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'This little test of your reflexes will tell us if your a knee-jerk liberal or a knee-jerk conservative.'
"The tests confirm it...you don't have a serious bone in your body!"
Doctor in office exam room with patient, getting ready to do a knee reflex test. On the wall next to him is a strong man test to see how hard he hits the patient's knee.
"Your leg's not supposed to do that when I tap it with this little hammer."
'Your reflexes seem fine Mr Hart.'
"That's a pretty powerful reflex you got there."
"Tapping your knee tells me lots of important information about my hand/eye coordination."
"I know I overreacted the other day, but how could I possibly have known my reflexes were that good!"
'Okay - now I'll test your reflexes. THINK FAST!'
Doctor testing reflexes of a pirate as his peg leg flies off.
'Hmmm - that's not a good sign. . .'
'Well, Mrs Mongoose, your reflexes are indeed very slow: I suggest you don't hunt cobras for a while...'
'The same thing happened when the doctor hit me on the knee.'
'You are supposed to hit the knee.'
'Nice strong reflexes.'
'Your reflexes seem fine Mr. Hart.'
'Why, that's amazing!' 'Trust me, Doctor! For her, that's a normal reflex!'