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'Get behind me Satan!'
'Once you introduce profit into the NHS what will you end up with?'
"I'm not a miracle worker. I can't do the surgery for less than four thousand."
Tags:miracle worker, miracle workers, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, surgeries, medical bill, medical bills, medical cost, medical costs, healthcare, american healthcare, healthcare system, healthcare reform, medical fee, medical fees, fee, fees, bargain, bargains, bargaining, haggle, haggles, haggling, healthcare reform, reform, reforming
'Something to quash the indignity of financial regulatory reform.'
Madame Zoola: Sees all, knows all . . . (except which is the best way to reform healthcare)
"I was in a different place then."
Tags:olde, ye olde, pirate, pirates, yarr, flintlock, flintlocke, crew, crews, pirate ship, pirate ships, captain, capn, cap'n, amputate, amputated, amputations, profession, professions, career change, career, careers, job change, history, historical, historically, spatula, spatulas, fry, fries, fry cook, line cook, chef, chefs, cooking, cookery, reform, reforms, reformed, reforming
"Look, I know I have a problem, and I'm going to use the money to enter a robbery clinic for evaluation."
Tags:health, money, problems, reform, reforms, reforming, revolving door, revolving door prison, revolving door prisons, revolving door prison system, revolving door prison systems, 12 step program, 12 ste p programs, robber, robbers, criminal, criminals, criminality, career criminal, career criminals, mankoff
'Amateurs who work cheap degrade the cartooning profession...Illegal aliens are great for our economy because they work cheap....'
"Having a new patient with all your ailments, Mr. Shneeburg, is almost like winning the lottery."
Tags:pre-existing condition, pre-existing conditions, ailment, ailments, illness, illnesses, insurance risk, insurance risks, healthcare, healthcare reform, reform, reforming, health care, health insurance, insurance, insure, insures, insuring, doctor, doctors, gp, gps, general practitioner, general practitioners, family doctor, family doctors, new patient, new patients
'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'
The NHSAUSAURUS: 'There's a giant rock coming from the sky...we must hide.'
"At this point we're no longer testing you. We're testing your insurance."
Tags:checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, physical, physicals, test, tests, testing, health check, health checks, insurance claim, insurance claims, insurance coverage, health insurance, coverage, denial, denials, claim, claims, healthcare, health care, healthcare reform, health care reform, reforming
"Watch as I make Obamacare disappear! Presto-changeo!"
'Instead of trying to fix the problem, sometimes it's best just to step back and blame the system.'
'Oh, Josh, I just know you can become the man I intend to make you into.'
In other news....
'It's an exciting time - so many possibilities for reforms.'
'Coming up after the break - the brand new extreme makeover show - 'pimp my parliamentary reform'.'
'The accountant who looks like a reformed art student is here.'
'If I'm going to get any campaign finance reform done, I'll need to raise a lot of money.'
'Save the NHS.' - 'Who from?'
'That's Senator Dunwoody, he's been into Campaign Finance Reform for years... he gives free estimates.'
To Do List: Immigration reform, High gas prices, Clear brush.
'I hope you can reform his addiction to computers!'