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As the others opened up with industrial-strength air freshener, Connie tackled the annual cleaning of the office refrigerator.
"We are not buying a refrigerator with a learning curve."
Tags:fridge, fridges, refrigerator, refrigerators, kitchen appliance, kitchen appliances, mod con, mod cons, consumer, consumers, consumerism, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, learning curve, learning curves, complication, complications, over complication, over-complication, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages
Company Creamer Turned Sour: 'I hope the account director likes his coffee chunky-style. Or maybe I should hold out for the son of the CEO.'
'It's nice you two can share the same interests.'
Gentrification of the Fridge.
Tags:fridge, fridges, food, ice box, refrigerator, gentrification, gentrify, hipster, hipsters, hipster food, food trends, food fads, faddy foods, faddy food, food fad, artisan food, cold brew, hemp milk, vegan, vegans, kale, middle-class food, middle class food, middle-class, middle-class, food snob, food snobs, connoisseur, connoisseurs, displacement, nutritionist, nutritionists, dietician, dietitian, dieticians, foodie, foodies, millennial, millennials
"Not right this second, but I'm very unhappy with that refrigerator."
"Now this baby can hold up to five hundred magnets."
Tags:fridge magnets, magnets, fridge, fridges, refrigerator, refrigerators, fridge-freezer, ice-box, freezer, salesman, salesperson, selling, sell, hard sell, shop, shopping, buy, buying, souvenir, souvenirs, tacky souvenirs, bad reasons, bad reason, sales pitch, sales pitches, salesmanship, salesmen, selling point, selling points, special feature, special features
"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."
Gentrification of the fridge
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Uncle Sam opens his fridge upon which is stuck various quotes by famous american politicians from the past.
Tags:uncle sam, statue of liberty, lady liberty, liberty enlightening the world, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, american symbol, american symbols, personification, kitchen, quote, quotes, fridge, fridges, refrigerator, refrigerators, government, government, politics, politician, politicians, president, presidents, franklin d. roosevelt, fdr, f.d.r., the only thing we have to fear is ear itself, abraham lincoln, a house divided against itself cannot stand, patrick henry, give me liberty or give me death, famous quote, famous quotes
"I always knew I could look behind the fridge, but I never stopped to ask if I should."
Why appliance repairmen don't make cold calls.
Tags:appliance, appliances, repair, repairs, repairman, repairmen, fix, fixes, fixer, fixers, cold, calls, call, calling, caller, callers, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, fridge, fridges, refrigerator, refrigerators, hang, hangs, talk, talking, fast, fast, quick, quickly, breath, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Obviously, They Had Too Many Refrigerator Magnets."
Tags:magnet, magnets, attraction, poles, fridge, fridges, magnetism, refrigerator, refrigerators, refrigerated, fridge magnet, fridge magnets, refrigerator magnets, refrigerator magnet, collect, collection, collecting, collects, crash, crashing, pull, pulling, magnetic, overload, too many, many, hobbies, collectibles, consumerism, tat
'I am growing frozen peas to cut out the middle man.'
"Hey, look - Mom left us an internal memo."
"I could have bought the steaks you asked for...but then I remembered the kids will be starting college in only 7 or 8 years!"
Art Museum vs Refrigerator Artwork
Tags:art, refrigerator, refrigerators, fridge, fridges, artists, artworks, museums, galleries, museum gallery, museum galleries, drawing, abstract art, contemporary art, modern art, art critic, art critics, artist, artwork, museum, gallery, viewer, patron, abstract, puzzled, childish, refrigerator, art gallery, art galleries
"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"
'Dang! The water's expired.' (Spring Water).
No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.
"Yes, it's self-defrosting. It also does a daily inventory, searches for the best deal and runs over to the store for you."
'I found Cheez Whiz back here!'
"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"
"Who put back an empty jar of formaldehyde?"
Tags:formaldehyde, jar, jars, empty jar, empty jars, fridge, fridges, refrigerator, refrigerators, lazy, laziness, washing up, wash up, washes up, dishes, doing the dishes, milk, milk container, milk carton, milk cartons, frankenstein, frankenstein's monster, scientist, scientists, mad scientist, mad scientists, beaker, beakers, frustration, frustrations, roommate, roommates, monster, monsters, monster movie, monster movies, monster film, monster films
'This is our home's communications center.'