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Fred brings home one too many cute refrigerator magnets.
"Obviously, They Had Too Many Refrigerator Magnets."
'If you truly supported the Arts, you'd buy more refrigerator magnets.'
'Nothing to do? Why don't you read the refrigerator.'
'Is my husband well read? Let me put it this way...if it's not on the refrigerator, he doesn't know about it.'
"Being a refrigerator magnet is fine, but I wish, for just one day, I could be a chick magnet."
'Never, Ever...start collecting refrigerator magnets.'
"My son has a magnetic personality. That's why he's always hanging on the refrigerator door."
'What's wrong, dear? You haven't magnetized anything to the refrigerator in days.'
'This one is more expensive, but it comes with factory installed door art and notes.'
'I got sick of seeing all the clutter on the refrigerator door. Now, I just put sticky notes on Gene.'
'Boy, am I tired. I was up all night reading the refrigerator.'
'To you, it's a refrigerator. To me, it's a blank canvas!'
'They're a bit pricey, but on the other hand, I don't have to buy any baby gates.'
'Help! My retainers have me trapped by refrigerator magnets!'