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'Hey, there's an IRS truck out front. And a bunch of agents. I'll bet they're delivering our refund. . .'
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"It's for my mother. Just wrap it in an envelope with return postage."
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"If they fit, we can return them."
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'It's a disgrace! I've only had this for two weeks, and LOOK! The novelty has almost completely worn off!'
'Ready to walk the Reimbursement Maze?'
'Sorry, no refunds. Didn't you read our fine print in Sanskrit about our return policy?'
"The Lord moves in mysterious ways."
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"This one is broken."
I hope we can get our money back for these tickets.'
'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'
'Would you also like to purchase the extended warranty?'
Man invents the recall.
'You want a second opinion? OK, you owe thirty five hundred dollars AND you're ugly.'
'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'
Men. After shelling out for flowers, dinner and a movie, they all expect the same thing: a refund.
"Let me just ask your on question, madam—have you been doing unto the product as you would have the product do unto you?"
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"Sir, it says very clearly that using our product 'May Cause Horrific Mutations' right on the label."
'Full refund if she comes to her senses within 24 hours.'
'Nice try but, if your Mum wants a refund, she'll have to claim it herself.'
'I would like to return this chart. It didn't perform up to our expectations.'
'I got a big refund on my income tax.'
Tax Preparer Pleases A Circus Ringmaster
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'It's not that I don't like the product. I can't get it out of the package.'