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'Hey, there's an IRS truck out front. And a bunch of agents. I'll bet they're delivering our refund. . .'
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"Dad went back in to get the smoke alarm and the receipt."
"If they fit, we can return them."
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'It's a disgrace! I've only had this for two weeks, and LOOK! The novelty has almost completely worn off!'
'Ready to walk the Reimbursement Maze?'
'Sorry, no refunds. Didn't you read our fine print in Sanskrit about our return policy?'
"The Lord moves in mysterious ways."
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"This one is broken."
I hope we can get our money back for these tickets.'
'Would you also like to purchase the extended warranty?'
'You want a second opinion? OK, you owe thirty five hundred dollars AND you're ugly.'
'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'
"My tax refunds are great! I write off the mileage, report all of the presents as charitable donations and use undocumented elves for labor."
"Let me just ask your on question, madam—have you been doing unto the product as you would have the product do unto you?"
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Men. After shelling out for flowers, dinner and a movie, they all expect the same thing: a refund.
"Sir, it says very clearly that using our product 'May Cause Horrific Mutations' right on the label."
'Full refund if she comes to her senses within 24 hours.'
'I would like to return this chart. It didn't perform up to our expectations.'
'Nice try but, if your Mum wants a refund, she'll have to claim it herself.'
'It's not that I don't like the product. I can't get it out of the package.'
'I got a big refund on my income tax.'
Debate continues about charging for GP appointments.
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"I bet the same day Yale was giving Bass back his money, they were handing mine out to whales and feminazis."
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