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"My donation to the DNC had been returned."
"The bank accepted bones in the eighties. We don't accept bones anymore."
Tags:dog, dogs, bone, bones, bond, bonds, bond market, the bond market, banks, bank, banker, bankers, finance, financial sector, the financial sector, banking, premium bond, premium bonds, refuse, refusal, refused, refusals, out dated, out of date, junk bond, junk bonds, bank teller, bank tellers, savings and loans, s & l, savings and loans crisis
'You refuse to admit someone stole your horse, don't you?'
Tags:horse, horses, ride, rides, riding, rider, riders, replace, replaces, replacing, replaced, replacement, replacements, refuse, refuses, refused, refusal, refusals, denial, deny, denies, denied, embarrass, embarrassed, embarrassing, embarrassment, embarrassments, admit, admits, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Gentlemen Without Caps Will Not be Served
Tags:diner, diners, diner car, diner cars, eating out, dining out, dress code, cress codes, black tie, black tie event, black tie events, fashions, trend, trends, following trends, cap, caps, baseball cap, baseball caps, refuse, refused, reject, rejected, rejection, rejections, modern life, modern times modern attitudes, cloths, clothing, dressing up, dress up, dress-up
"Your sole use of credit has been to purchase Chinese takeout food. That's why you can't get a mortgage."
Tags:money, finances, personal finances, loan, loans, credit, lender, lenders, loan company, loan companies, borrower, borrowers, borrowing money, mortgage, mortgages, credit check, credit checks, credit score, credit scores, credit history, credit report, credit reports, credit bureau, credit bureaus, rejected, rejection, refusal, refused, chinese food, takeaway, takeout, chinese, delivery, to go, food, restaurant, restaurants, chinese restaurant, chinese restaurants
'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.'
"Neither the time nor the place, Doug!"
Tags:irony, ironic, emergency hotline, emergency hotlines, emergency, injury, injured, emergency care, idiom, idioms, saying, sayings, service, refused service, refuse, refused, domestic, domestics, marital spat, marital spats, poor timing, bad timing, marriage problem, marriage problems, marital problem, marital problems, medical emergency, emergency service, emergency services, emergency number, emergency numbers, contretemps, accident, accidents, mishap, mishaps, misadventure, misadventures, unsympathetic, missing the obvious
'It says right here in the ingredients, 'this product contains no yucky stuff'.'
'I said my first no today...'
"No thanks. I don't need a straw."
RIP - Refused to learn from my mistakes
"Come back when you have a girlfriend with a shorter name"
'What do you mean - 'conscientious objector'?'
'... I pull the trigger, and band! Down goes the pill. So, Mr. Knox, are you going to take your medication now, or do I have to resort to the Pill-Matic?'
"You credit card has been declined. You must be really embarrassed
So You Want to be a Cartoonist?
Ceo: "LOOK,I SAID I'm not giving any Media interviews, and THAT'S final! Now GET away from here you DARN parasites!"
'Funniest Credit Applications'
'I will NOT first guess which hand the ring is in.'
Tags:wedding, weddings, ring, rings, marriage, marriages, wed, weds, guess, guesses, guessing, guesser, guessers, guessed, hide, hides, hiding, hidden, groom, grooms, bride, brides, church, churches, priest, priests, vicar, vicars, refuse, refuses, refusing, refused, refusal, refusals, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'He talks. But only with his lawyer present.'
Tags:baby, babies, talk, talks, talking, talked, talker, talkers, lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, silent, silence, silences, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, mothering, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, refuse, refuses, refusing, refused, refusal, refusals, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Okay, I'll stop calling your shoulder bag a man-purse. But I refuse to call those high heels 'Studlettos'.'
Tags:purse, purses, man bag, man bags, man purse, man-purse, shoulder bag, shoulder bags, man-bag, man-bags, high heel, high heels, stiletto, stilettos, shoe, shoes, foot, feet, footwear, foot wear, fashion sense, fashion senses, refuse, refuses, refusing, refused, refusal, refusals, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
When lawyers plead the fifth.
Love is blind, but it's not deaf... it just doesn't listen.
'You rejected my great grandfather and my father. I demand you recuse yourself!'