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"That was my answering cervix."
"I'm sorry, Jim. I love you, but I hate Vermont."
"I can't even deal."
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'You refuse to admit someone stole your horse, don't you?'
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"Not tonight, Hon—I'm trying to cut down."
"Sorry, Roy, I don't think any man can help."
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"We don't much go in for the Stockholm syndrome around here."
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'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.'
"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."
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'It says right here in the ingredients, 'this product contains no yucky stuff'.'
"I'm sorry, young man, I just can't go through with this ceremony!"
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'I said my first no today...'
A Golden Non-Retriever
"No thanks. I don't need a straw."
"Goodness gracious great balls of fire, no!"
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RIP - Refused to learn from my mistakes
Man has 'NO' built into desk.
'OK, do you mean, K-N-O-W know, or N-O no?'
"Why don't you use your litter box?"
'... I pull the trigger, and band! Down goes the pill. So, Mr. Knox, are you going to take your medication now, or do I have to resort to the Pill-Matic?'
'I will NOT first guess which hand the ring is in.'
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'He talks. But only with his lawyer present.'
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'Okay, I'll stop calling your shoulder bag a man-purse. But I refuse to call those high heels 'Studlettos'.'
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"What part of no don't you understand?"