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'I'm not half the lizard I used to be...'
'We wanted just one, but little Jimmy broke in two. . . so now we're raising both ends.'
"I think it's great these things can regenerate their tails, but how do they lose them?"
'Hmph! I never buy re-tail!'
"Why, I'd rip you in half if I didn't know you'd grow right back again."
'...you know like people plant a tree if a friend dies...well if we cut a tree down in the garden we always go right upstairs and make a baby.'
"Me, I haven't been scared for a long time! Look at my beautiful long tail..."