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'I started a program of aerobics to lose weight. I can feel it working. My fat is being converted to aches and pain.'
'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'
'Let me answer your question by having you arrested ....'
'It's cheaper than a personal trainer and twice as motivating.'
Gorbachev Adds An Unscheduled Stop To His Itinerary"I'm sorry, sir, but we do not have your new book in stock, and I don't know when we'll get it."
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Rodney kicked off his new fitness regime by buying a heavier remote control
'As you can see,we run a completely paperless office.'
"OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!"
'Yo-yo diet Barbie! - Inflates to twice original size.'
Welcome to Utopia.
Trump and the Truth in Syria
"No, Excellency. That was 'coo'...not 'coup'!"
Mubarek & Farouk as corrupt ex-leaders
'Parliament needs a new rubber stamp.'
Vegetable scarecrow blocks obese man from the refrigerator.
"Either vote 'yes' if you approve of the new constitution, or 'yes' if you approve of the new constitution."
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'You'll have to stop using artificial sweeteners... You have artificial diabetes.'
'One man's orderly transition is another man's regime change.'
'The end of military dictatorships is near.'
"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."
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"Let's throw another ideologue on the fire."
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'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'
'Let's take a minute to allow the bad karma of the old regime to lift.'
'My therapist says I've developed a cult of personality disorder.'
"Sorry about all the wars, folks - I have self-esteem issues."
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