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'I started a program of aerobics to lose weight. I can feel it working. My fat is being converted to aches and pain.'
'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'
'Let me answer your question by having you arrested ....'
'As you can see,we run a completely paperless office.'
'Yo-yo diet Barbie! - Inflates to twice original size.'
Iraq Inquiry: Tony Blair.
Vegetable scarecrow blocks obese man from the refrigerator.
"Either vote 'yes' if you approve of the new constitution, or 'yes' if you approve of the new constitution."
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'One man's orderly transition is another man's regime change.'
'Let's take a minute to allow the bad karma of the old regime to lift.'
'My therapist says I've developed a cult of personality disorder.'
"Sorry about all the wars, folks - I have self-esteem issues."
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"He seemed to be such a nice guy....until he got elected!"
"Look, I'm a king and you're a peasant -- DEAL with it!"
'If social networking can bring regime change in Egypt, why can't it put an end to school?'
'The trouble is, Sire, your political base is all other KINGS.'
'Emma's fitness secret? Trying to catch her exercise ball!'
'As the leader of your nation, I would like to announce a few changes in policy.'
Kim Jong un
'When did you start working out?'
COUNCIL OF ECONOMIC ADVISORS, 'We have 90 days to get in compliance, or they'll declare the country a republic.'
'Swimming tones up the muscles and gives you poise.'
Police Arrest the Dove of Peace