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T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.
Tags:literature, literary, literary figures, modernist, modernism, slang, slangs, language, language game, linguistic, linguistics, register, lexicon, out of character, dialect, dialects, culture clash, culture, cultural, lit major, book, books, book lover, book lovers, bookish, book worm, book worms, pop culture, pop culture reference, poet, poem, poems, poetry, famous line, famous lines, publication, publications, publisher, publishing, quotes, eliot, peach, peaches, literal, literal joke, literal gag
"Your high school diploma, and your voter registration."
Tags:graduate, graduating, graduation, graduations, high school, high schools, high school graduation, high school graduations, diploma, diplomas, voter, voters, voting, register, registering, registration, registrations, earn, earns, earning, pass, passed, passing, grade, grades, qualification, qualifications, qualified, teacger, teachers
'Shouldn't that read 'voting rights'?'
Tags:wonk, wonks, parenting, parental, political terminology, civil terminology, terminology, terms, language, lexicon, register, out of character, mothers, fathers, mom, dad, dads, mum, mums, moms, policy, interest, excessive interest, interested, over bearing, over-bearing, detailed, details, detail oriented, sheltered, sheltering, worry, worried, protect, protective, protectively, protects, protected, independence, independent, policy wonk, policy wonks, health, piercing, piercings, teen, teens, kid, kids, child
Farmer Takes Roll Call
Tags:roll, roll call, register, taking the register, line up, lined up, line-up, in line, farmer, farming, farmers, farm, farms, rural, rural life, rural living, talking animal, talking animals, horse, horses, pony, ponies, pig, pigs, sheep, duck, ducks, cat, cats, owl, owls, barn owl, barn owls, cow, cows, cattle, livestock, ewe, ewes, ram, rams, goat, goats, chicken, chickens, duck, ducks, chick, chicks, cute, cutely, countryside, country, country life, in the sticks, loving, love
"She's registered at Salomon Smith Barney."
Tags:registered, register, wedding register, wedding registers, wedding, wed, marriage, married, marry, engaged, engagement, engagement ring, engagement rings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, stock, stocks, stock market, stock broker, stock brokers, friends, friend, engagement party, engagement parties, wealthy, wealth, wealthy people, rich, rich people, investment banking, investment, investments, banking, financial services, financial, finances, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, wedding ring, wedding rings, celebrate, celebration, celebrations, party, parties
"You are using an unregistered copy of this software...please register..."
"What can I say? I was an English major."
Tags:grammar, grammar nazi, grammar nazis, fewer, items or less, correction, correct, english, english major, college, college graduate, grad, graduates, humanities, job, jobs, bitter, bitterness, world of work, literature, lit major, language, language skills, literacy, literate, literacy skills, register, registers, cash register, supermarket, supermarkets, groceries, grocery store, store, stores, clerk, clerks, proof, proofread, proofreading
Welcome to Heaven: Please log in, using your password...
'I decided to come in today, Sir - There's nothing good on the T.V..'
Inappropriate Use of the Word 'Just'
'Shouldn't that read 'voting rights'?'
Joseph and Mary went to Bethlehem to be registered.
Jerry went extinct.
T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead
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"I can't believe you forgot your death certificate."
Tags:zombie, zombies, registration office, registration, register, registers, registering, wedding, weddings, wedding day, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, bride, brides, groom, grooms, registry office, death certificate, death certificates, proof, poof of identity, identity, forget, forgets, forgot, forgotten, forgetful, i.d., lawful, living dead, deceased
'Do you have a royalty card?'
'Before we do the register...can any of you teach English?
Clock in, Clock out.
'Ok, class, let's take attendance. Joey?'
'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'
'Of course I'm tax-exempt!'
'This is ridiculous You should open another register,'
"Let's check the attendance for a third time just to be sure."