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"What can I say? I was an English major."
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'I decided to come in today, Sir - There's nothing good on the T.V..'
Joseph and Mary went to Bethlehem to be registered.
'Ok, class, let's take attendance. Joey?'
'This is ridiculous You should open another register,'
"Let's check the attendance for a third time just to be sure."
'They say they are a pair of bureaucrats who are just as important to the planet as any other life form.'
"Wow! Look at all the wedding gifts. Is that why you two got married?"
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'I've already marked you absent, Eddie. Go home.'
'It started with me installing a surveillance camera to guard the register, but then my O.C.D. kicked in.'
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'Would you like to super-size your robbery to cash registers two and three?'
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Spider in school roll call answers to name 'Webster'.
"Tattoos are so old-fashioned grandpa, we're all microchipped nowadays..."
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'Yes, she always falls asleep when she does the daily attendance count.'
For teachers with too many students playing truant: inflatable pupils!
''Man with no name' or not, you have to sign the register.'
'Urgent customer announcement. Is there an EPOS systems programmer in the shop?'
'By the time I finished calling the role, our new computers were obsolete.'
'I'm sorry, we no longer accept cash for transactions.'
How the gift registry should really work
Checkout for $385.00 or more.
"I'm sorry...I need to speak with someone with a little authority around here."
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