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"Quick, Jerry! A drink for Ted. He tried to put a penny in an old man's hat."
"Go home, maybe my regulars will come back."
Businessman at a bar mad to look like desk. Bartender says: 'The usual, Mr. B?'
"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."
Tags:wednesday, wednesdays, regular, regulars, customer, customers, client, clients, usual crowd, usual crowds, camel, camels, hunchback, hunchbacks, barmen, barman, landlord, landlords, bartender, bartenders, bar-tender, bar-tenders, bartending, drink, drinks, drinking companion, drinking companions
"Seventy-five isn't the new anything."
"They know me here."
"Impossible as it may seem, Fred, the fate of the world depends on this drink and six or seven more just like it."
"I eat here all the time so I can be a regular."
"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."
Tags:bartender, bartenders, pub, bar, regular, regulars, patron, patrons, friday night, friday nights, repetition, repetitive, cliche, cliches, cartoonist, cartoonists, social drinker, social drinkers, social drinking, drinking, drinker, drinkers, drowning your sorrows, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes
Professional Drinker. Closed course. Do not attempt.
"Damn it, he was a regular."
"What would you boys think if we started selling books?"
Tags:bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, bookstore, book store, bookstores, book stores, bookseller, bar, bars, pub, pubs, bar fly, bar flies, barflies, bar-fly, punter, punters, regular, regulars, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drink, drunk, drunken, drunkard, alcohol, alcoholic
"The usual, sir?" "Yes, please."
Tags:bald, baldness, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, male pattern baldness, barber, barbers, barbershop, barbershops, cut hair, cuts hair, cutting hair, hairstylist, hairstylists, stylist, stylists, wig, wigs, hairstyle, hairstyles, fake, faker, fakers, faking, regular customer, regular customers, regular, regulars, paint, paints, painting, painted on, age, ages, ageing, aging
"What's the point of having a conspiracy theory if everyone's going to conspire against it?"
Tags:pub, pubs, bar, bars, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, conspiracies, conspiracy theorist, conspiracy theorists, drinking companion, drinking companions, drinking buddy, drinking buddies, local, locals, regular, regulars, grump, grumpy, alcohol, booze, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, small talk
'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'
'Give them lager and sunglasses.'
"I moved here just six months ago and already I'm part of the local color."
"Whereas that fellow sitting on your right just came in a couple of weeks ago."
Tags:greasy spoon, greasy spoons, diner, diners, counter, counters, barfly, barflies, loiter, loiters, loitering, hang out, hangs out, hanging out, roadside, roadsides, 24-hour, 24-hours, barstool, barstools, bar stool, bar stools, cafe, cafes, regular, regulars, patron, patrons, customer, customers
"They know me here Eddie, so for God's sake, don't start washing your food."
A pint of the usual
"This is astounding, Al. You never struck me as a jaiku kind of a guy."
"Bad news, Sam, we're going haute and you have to take off your cap."
Tags:haute, haute cuisine, cuisine, high society, class, upper class, lower class, truck stop, restaurant, restaurants, waiter, waiters, hat, hats, cap, caps, baseball cap, dress, dress code, waiter, waiters, food, foodie, foodies, modern life, modern world, food lover, food lovers, regular, regulars, diner, diners, popularity, gentrify, gentrified, gentrification
"Jerk! They know me here!!"
"Every day at five. Like clockwork."
Tags:drinking, drinker, drinkers, regular, regulars, public house, public houses, pub, bar, customer, customers, clockwork toy, clockwork toys, wind up car, wind up cars, wind up toy, wind up toy, bartender, bartenders, patron, patrons, regular customer, regular customers, clockwork, schedule, schedules, routine, routines, repetitive, repetitiveness