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Government 101 - Do not walk.
'Oh, for Pete's sake! Not the smoke alarm again!'
'Here are the new guidelines on how to set up a 'paperless office'!'
'In principal we're happy with the 'trust' idea...as long as it's properly monitored and regulated.'
Next On The Agenda
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"It's the most blatant violation of park rules I've ever seen."
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'My property was okayed, but they said my life structure has serious code violations.'
"The water for your fishbowl was approved, but it looks like for now you're not getting the fish."
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"Nice business climate we're having."
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'We need to be proactive not reactive.'
"What the labor-relations board doesn't know won't hurt it."
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'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.'
'The new regulations arrived earlier today.'
'If your cell phone has five hundred minutes, and you use one of them during this class, how long will you be in detention?'
'...And that should cover all my rules for the class.'
"Legal size that meal."
How Many It Takes
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Employees must wash hands.
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"Well, actually, they are written in stone."
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'Can't you read?!'
"Good morning! I'm the Bluebird of self-regulation."
"How much ground do you want to stand?"
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Health and Safety
"Mr. Speaker, will the gentleman from Small Firearms yield the floor to the gentleman from the Big Tobacco?"
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