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"When I die, I want to come back at anything except a book of short stories."
"It's me, Jess from college. I hang-glided into a mountainside earlier and for some reason I'd really like to chase a frisbee right now."
Buddhist - You were here.
'Don't worry about my little aches & pains... the important thing is for YOU to be happy!' ~ one of reincarnation's fun little twists.
'Well, QUIT sending me back as a low-bid contractor.'
"I wasn't anybody in a previous lifetime, either."
"We believe that in a former life she was an editor."
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Back in another life.
'Gotta be worth a try.'
"Gentlemen, third parties are ordinarily a long shot—but not with clones of these guys!"
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'We were going over some of your returns from a past life and...'
That Was Fun - Let's Do It Again.
A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.
'You could go back as a tapeworm, a dung beetle or a telemarketer. That's all we have available at the moment.'
'If we are reincarnated, what do you think we'll come back as?'
"We won't be seeing Harold anymore. He was born again."
"You realize that if you're reincarnated, you'll need to learn all new passwords?"
"I feel in a previous life I was myself."
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'I've been reincarnated 47 time, and it's ALWAYS as some poor schlub sitting on a mountain!'
"He believed in reincarnation."
'What fresh hell is this? I just spent 50 grand on hair plugs.'
'I'm sorry, Mr. Krebs, but at present, we're only interested in the employment experience you've had in THIS lifetime.'
"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"
'We're sending you back so that you can pay off your student loans.'
1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.