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"When I die, I want to come back at anything except a book of short stories."
Buddhist - You were here.
'Don't worry about my little aches & pains... the important thing is for YOU to be happy!' ~ one of reincarnation's fun little twists.
'Well, QUIT sending me back as a low-bid contractor.'
"I wasn't anybody in a previous lifetime, either."
'Gotta be worth a try.'
"Gentlemen, third parties are ordinarily a long shot—but not with clones of these guys!"
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That Was Fun - Let's Do It Again.
'You could go back as a tapeworm, a dung beetle or a telemarketer. That's all we have available at the moment.'
'If we are reincarnated, what do you think we'll come back as?'
"We won't be seeing Harold anymore. He was born again."
'I've been reincarnated 47 time, and it's ALWAYS as some poor schlub sitting on a mountain!'
"He believed in reincarnation."
'What fresh hell is this? I just spent 50 grand on hair plugs.'
'I'm sorry, Mr. Krebs, but at present, we're only interested in the employment experience you've had in THIS lifetime.'
'We're sending you back so that you can pay off your student loans.'
1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.
'In my next eight lives, I'm coming back as a cat.'
It wasn't difficult to tell what Stanley had been in previous life.
"This life of mine - can I resit?"
"When I die I want to come back as a beautiful swan. And you?"
"Sometimes I wish I'd never been reborn."
"...Well, yes. There is some good news... If you believe in reincarnation."
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"Apparently, he was a firm believer in reincarnation... He's left everything to himself."
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"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."
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