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'He's going to a better place . . . possibly to power an '86 jetta.'
The Conga Line of Past Selves.
"In a former life, I was exactly the same."
"When I die, I want to come back at anything except a book of short stories."
"You were a schlub in all of your previous lives, too."
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"I really enjoyed my last life. When I spoke, Hollywood trembled."
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Attila the Hun reborn in a Rabbit's body. Perforce harmless - Belgium 1951
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"It's me, Jess from college. I hang-glided into a mountainside earlier and for some reason I'd really like to chase a frisbee right now."
"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."
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Buddhist - You were here.
'Don't worry about my little aches & pains... the important thing is for YOU to be happy!' ~ one of reincarnation's fun little twists.
"It's your Grandpa's cocoon."
'To be or not to be - well yes, but what about coma, trance, vegetative states, reincarnation, near death experience, cryogenics?'
'Well, QUIT sending me back as a low-bid contractor.'
"I wasn't anybody in a previous lifetime, either."
'My mind's gone blank.'
"We believe that in a former life she was an editor."
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"What a screwup. I was only supposed to get a hip replacement."
Back in another life.
He had such faith in social networking.
'Gotta be worth a try.'
"Gentlemen, third parties are ordinarily a long shot—but not with clones of these guys!"
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'We were going over some of your returns from a past life and...'
That Was Fun - Let's Do It Again.