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"You'll come here,but you won't go to Brooklyn?"
Tags:taxi, taxis, cab, cabs, space, moon, moons, astronaut, astronauts, brooklyn, new york, new york cabs, inconvenient, illogical, sensible, no sense, distance, distances, big cheese, taxi cab, ridiculous, unfair, relatable, annoy, annoying, annoys, annoyed, drive, driver, taxi driver, taxi drivers, unreasonable
'The House Of Mystery'
"I've always wanted to go to consecutive performances of the same symphony led by different conductors - you know what I mean?"
"I'm not eating. I'm self-medicating,"
Tags:comfort food, comfort foods, comfort eating, comfort eater, comfort eaters, ice cream, ice creams, ice-cream, ice-creams, relatable, diet, diets, diets, losing weight, self medicate, self-medicate, self medicating, self-medicating, medication, medications, mental health, mental health issue, mental health issues, mental health disorder, mental health disorders, depressed, depression, depressive, depressives, alcohol
The Insanity Plea.
"I, for one, don't see how Herman Melville relates to our life style."
Tags:herman melville, melville, moby dick, book, books, relatable, relates, typee, reading, reads, novel, novels, novella, literature, english literature, couple, couples, marry, married, marries, marriage, relatable, unrelatable, middle class, middle-class, middle-classes, middle classes, shallow, relationship, relationships
Lotion-bottle manufacturer's meeting
Tags:lotion bottles, lotion bottle, bottles, bottle, everyday annoyance, everyday annoyances, relatable, beauty products, annoying beauty products, cosmetic bottles, cosmetic bottle, bad design, bad designs, design flaw, design flaws, meeting, meetings, work meeting, work meetings, design meeting, design meetings, manufacturer, manufacturers
"I know how some actors feel. I can't stand to watch myself on security camera tapes."
"There's always one annoying piece left over."
Tags:diy, do it yourself, construction, constructing, constructs, bird, birds, nest, nests, flatpack, flatpacks, flat pack, flat packs, assemble, assembles, assembled, left over, mistake, mistakes, instruction, instructions, instruct, instructed, nesting, personified, relatable, left over, twig, twigs, stick, sticks
(Dart! ….. I pressed the button for instructions in Spanish!)
"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."
Tags:reelection, reelected, reelect, political, politics, politician, politicians, election, elections, elect, elects, second chance, two terms, crowd, crowds, campaign, campaigning, campaigner, term two, speech, speeches, rhetoric, relate, relatable, procrastinate, put off, procrastination, all-nighter, all nighter, all night, deadline, deadlines, pressure, pressured
"You seem so chill!"
"I don't know how I find my way home, ....especially when I'm drunk."
"I want a doctor I can relate to, someone who's at least fifteen pounds over his ideal weight."
Tags:overweight, relatable, relatability, doctor, doctors, nutritionist, nutritionists, medical professional, medical professionals, ideal weight, weight loss, diet, diets, dieting, weight gain, middle age, middle aged, beside manner, personal, preference, preferences, unhealthy, extra baggage, dietitian, dietitians, healthy eating, healthy living
"Ah - This Must Be My 2006"
Tags:meeting, meetings, business, offices, appointment, appointments, turtle, turtles, tortoise, tortoises, slow, slowly, desert, deserted, empty, time, times, long time, endless time, anthro, anthropomorphise, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, talking animal, talking animals, office life, relatable
"What's a good board for someone who gets out in the water once a year but talks about surfing incessantly?"
Tags:surf, surfers, sport, sports, surfing, surfer dude, ocean, mid life crisis, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, surfboard, surf-board, surf board, wave, waves, hang ten, sea, poser, pose, posed, fake, faker, all talk, faked, fraud, fraudster, fraudulent, hobby, hobbyist, big mouth, mouthing off, relatable
"If I wanted to hear about family values I'd go home."
"No, wait – thin crust."
Tags:castaway, castaways, shipwrecked, desert island, desert islands, trapped on a desert island, letter in a bottle, letters in bottles, sos, takeaway, takeaways, ordering takeaway, pizz, pizzas, takeaway pizza, takeaway pizzas, indecisive, indecisiveness, changing mind, change mind, relationship, relationships, long term relationships, common arguments, relatable
"Quit saying 'President Trump'. You're spookin' the horses."
Tags:slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, spook, spooking, nervous, nervously, nerve, nerves, trump, donald trump, president, presidency, presidential, presidential race, election, elections, election 2016, 2016, president trump, politically, politician, politicians, politically, fear, fears, symbol, symbols, america, american, global politics, current events, relatable
America's Most Down-to-Earth Superhero: Self-Effacing Man
Back from vacation
Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.
"I was going to do something. What the hell was it?"
"Right now, I'm between naps."
"He's done it all. There's nothing left to draw."
Tags:draw, drawing, draws, artist, artists, complain, complaining, despair, despairing, cave painting, painting, caveman, primitive, nothing changes, cavemen, cave man, cave men, cave drawing, cave, complaints, original, creativity, creativeness, create, static, unchanged, similar, relatable, prehistoric