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"Now that you're forty, you look so much like the man I sought solace with when your father was out w***ing around."
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"No, it's just that the royal inbreeding makes me look like a frog."
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The Da Vinci Code Bookstore.
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'I warned you, Oedipus, not everybody likes what they find when tracing their family tree.'
A little known fact is that the spring chicken and jack in the box are actually closely related. . .
'In poll after poll, Jarvis, something about not being to relate to people.'
'Mom, I got a sliver.' 'Don't worry. I'll just heat a needle over a match and dig it out.' 'Don't take this the wrong way, but are you related to Vlad the Impaler?'
'Hello cat, have you met capybara? Turns out he's actually a distant cousin of mine.'
'I know we are both black and white but we are not related.'
'Were they ALL job-related injuries?'
"Your Honor, my client's third cousin is married to the Mayor's barber's nephew, but he doesn't expect any special treatment."
"Yes, we had the same father, a holstein. We are half-steins."
And this is your great, great, great, great, great Aunt Sally... Course, she's extinct now, rest her soul.
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"Yeah, it's disappointing, but my mum also says we're not related: We can still be BFF though..."
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'I'd think twice if I were you...I'm related to this guy!'
'The red kite reintroduction's been so successful, we're now trying related species.'
'This is Gary. He's my cousin.. Twenty million times removed.'
'Are these eggs related to Humpty Dumpty?'
'I'm an extremely general practitioner.'
'You're the only one in the office who is not suffering from a stress related disease, why not?'
'Lizards think they have it tough! They should slither a mile in our shoes!'