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"Your basic rule of thumb should be,the bigger the guilt, the longer the stem."
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"I followed the money and it led me to Edgar."
"When a relationship needs mainenance, it would be great if you could just call a super."
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"That's the nature of a mature relationship, dear. Just because we haven't heard from Al Gore lately doesn't mean he cares any less."
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"What the hell do men want?"
"I do like Martin. For a nice, wishy-washy, passive-aggressive guy, he's great!"
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"What I really like about this relationship is that the italics are always mine."
"Enough about me, but nothing about you just yet."
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"Do people ever really know each other? No. That's why they get married - to formalize the not knowing."
"I mean, I like him, but there's no kicky portmanteau there."
"She no longer laughs at my joke."
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Dan and Irene's 'communication problems' improve, thanks to Richard, their couples therapist.
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"But darling, I disagree. I think that we do share the important jobs equally. You manage the house and the children and I catch spiders and put the bins out."
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"Thanks for the advice, Dr. Phil. I'll take it from here."
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'Well, if I'm being honest, I think he's a raging narcissist.'
"We've been happily married for five years. Next week we celebrate our 30th wedding anniversary."
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"Some times you just got to know when to shut your blow hole."
"I need advice and you seem to have a level head."
'Originally, I wouldn't marry Lance because I wanted to pursue my career. Then later he wouldn't marry me because he wanted to pursue watching television and drinking beer.'
'Has Oprah ever been married?'
'Most of the time it's nobody's fault. People just sort of drift apart.'
'I'm actually much more handsome and successful than this in my facebook profile, and facebook's where I have my real relationships.'
'Look, I know I'm just the bread, but I feel like you guys aren't being emotionally honest with each other and it's going to cause problems down the road.'
'Don't ask! Don't look!'
'Carol, do you understand how your obsession with internet chat rooms might make Frank uncomfortable?... Carol??'