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"Megan Frehling, will you please PLEASE just tell me what you want?"
"I do have a special someone, but he sucks."
"His Highness is changing his relationship status."
"This is Dave, my friend plus."
"And you're telling me this because?"
'No wonder I never have time to do anything else. I'm a one woman news team.'
"Don't forget to update our relationship status."
'You changed your relationship status on Facebook hon... is there something I should know?' 'Didn't you get my text?'
'And do you, Larry and Doreen, agree to update your relationship status on Facebook?'
'This is the fourth single woman to attack the Valentine's display this week.'
'I hope you don't mind, but our first date is going so well, I'm changing my status to, In a deep and meaningful relationship.'
"No, I'm not currently in a relationship. I'm married!"
"I now decree that this relationship has transitioned from 'it's complicated' to 'married'."
"I'm updating my relationship status to, complicated."
"I'm sorry. I thought I'd cancelled my computer dating membership years ago!"
"We;re filing as married, sleeping separately."
"I'm not single I'm 'between relationships'."