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'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.'
"Damn, looks like that snotty kid of Ben and Edna's is coming up the tunnel of light."
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"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, and not in some sneaky relativistic way?"
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'Dad, have you ever thought about researching our family tree?'
"It belonged to my great great great. . . . creepy Uncle Edgar."
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Miami: Home of the Miami Relatives
"Makes You Feel Small Doesn't It"
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"My mom was a Holstein-Friesian, and my dad was the King of Diamonds."
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Why Uncle Abe Still Lives Alone"You call that clean?"
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, carwash, carwashes, car wash, car washes, filling station, filling station, fuelling station, fuelling station, garage, garages, service station, service station, servo, servos, attendant, attendants, complaint, complaints, complaining, chore, chores, never good enough, clean, cleaning, cleaner, cleaners, squeegee, squeegees, single, complainer, complainers, whiner, whiners, whining, nag, nags, nagging, bachelor, bachelors, picky, fussy, choosy, service, customer service, customer, customers, family, families, uncle, uncles, relative, relatives, living alone, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, grumpy, windshield, windshields, window, windows
"No, it's just that the royal inbreeding makes me look like a frog."
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The Arrival of Aunt Mathilda - Visit or Visitation?
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I Wish I Were a Better Speck of Dust
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When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!
"Another desert island cartoon clipping from my uncle."
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Contest of wills.
Rodneys family tree was a lot shorter than most.
'I just can't believe I'm related to them.'
"Stick around. There's a reception afterward."
"Failure is relative- to a dead person, you're a success."
'We're your family... please don't audit us.'
"Yeah - it turns out all that alpha stuff is relative."
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When you said you were going to track down your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET.
'This company is one big happy family.' - 'Yes, she's given all the best jobs to her relatives.'
'Nuts, nuts, nothing but nuts!' When Squirrels Search Their Family Trees.