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'This must be how the 1% feel.'
"Family vacation is an oxymoron."
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"I need to relax!"
'Sometimes when I'm stressed out, I just float here and watch them walk around.'
"Just because it doesn't feel like summer to you. . ."
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'It's either this or a heart attack!'
"It's New York. It wants you back."
"My voices told me to just relax today!"
"Oh, stop hyperventilating! You went on vacation to relax, remember?"
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Workaholic struggles to relax at the beach.
'How was my vacation ... why ... is it over?'
'Topologist at a picnic brings the lemonade in a Klein bottle'
"You forget what the sand smells like, then you remember swear you'll never leave, then you get bored."
'Try to relax.'
'Hey - no feet on the seats...'
Tags:train, trains, feet, seat, relaxing, relaxation, relaxations, horror story, horror stories, scary story, scary stories, reclining, reclined, conductor, frankenstein, frankenstein's monster, monster, journey, journeying, comfort, comfortable, comfy, travel, travelling, public transport, train line, power hungry, angry, anger, toeing the line, stickler for the rules, enforcing, enforcement
'How are the new relaxation techniques going?'
"I'm just going to relax. I'm not even putting on nail polish."
"You're on vacation. Stop trying to type things."
Emergency Vacations: 'Travel agent on duty 24 hours.'
In a hammock with a gin and tonic on a summers day
"I think we've satisfied all our basic needs."
Massage therapist inadvertently beats up client.
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'Ralph,you've got to relax.'