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'Is that cow meditating?' 'Dyslexic.'
The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar
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"Oh, it was lovely down there. Two golf courses, miles of unspoiled beaches, an air of quiet elegance..."
"Are you all right?"
A vampire on holiday drinks from a pitcher full of blood.
With summer vacation over, Mrs. Locke was having a tough time transitioning back into teaching.
"Read it in the hollow, affectless voice of a man with nothing left to lose, Daddy."
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"By 'lighten up' do you mean 'dumb down'?"
Tags:gender issues, gender inequality, concert, concerts, crowd, crowds, party parties, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, ignorant, ignorance, dumb down, dumbing down, dumb it down, lighten up, lightening up, relax, relaxing, chill, chilling, insulted, insulting, insulted, difficult relationship, difficult relationships, mosh pit, mosh pits, drink, drinks, drinking
"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."
'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'
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"What if I get wet? Or sandy? I don't work well in the sun?"
'This must be how the 1% feel.'
"Just tell me when you've had too much sun and you'd like to get back to our intense sexual psychodrama."
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"My doctor told me to take it easy."
'What gave him this idea?'
"I've been getting in touch with the puppy in me."
A man lies in a hammock under leaves.
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Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.
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And on the Eighth Day God Just Puttered Around the House
"Death takes a personal day."
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"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."
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"Family vacation is an oxymoron."
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Then on the Eighth Day
Tags:god, heaven, creation, creationism, creationist, creationists, the creation, genesis, book of genesis, the book of genesis, old testament, the old testament, christianity, christian, christians, judaism, jew, jews, jewish, theism, theist, theists, religions, writers block, writer's block, creative block, artists block, artist's block, creation myth, in the beginning, give up, giving up, given up, run out of ideas, running out of ideas, rest, resting, relax, relaxing, taking a break
"This one is very popular one. Ben Bernanke repeating over and over, 'the economy is going to be okay'."
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