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' . . . We're releasing you into the wild so that you fly free, my young eaglet. Don't forget to tweet.'
'Oh geez, looks like this new harness has a trick release on it, so be careful there, Bob... Bob?'
Tags:window, windows, cleaner, cleaners, harness, harnesses, fall, falling, falls, fell, fallen, trick, tricks, release, released, releases, accident, accidents, accidental, care, cares, careful, warn, warns, warning, too late, seat, seats, sat, sitting, sits, cleaning, cleans, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Oh, no. Dude, are WE the bad guys?"
Tags:bad guy, bad guys, sci-fi, sci fi, science fiction, science fictions, fiction, fictions, realisation, released, releasing, realises, bad, good, become aware, gained awareness, gain awareness, be aware, change of perspective, changing perspective, changing perspectives, changed perspective, changes in perspective, broadening horizon, broadening horizons, broadened horizon, broadened horizons, villainous, villains, villain
After biologists draw blood samples and record vital statistics, the rugby player is tagged and released.
Tags:biology, biologist, biologists, rugby, rugby league, rugby union, blood sample, blood samples, blood sampling, trap, traps, trapped, trapping, net, nets, netting, netted, stat, stats, statistic, statistics, tag, tags, tagging, tagged, release, releases, released, releasing, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Quick, we need a distraction. Release the pee pee tapes!"
Tags:us, us president, president trump, president donald trump, the donald, trump, vladimir putin, president putin, putin, distract, distraction, distractions, distracts, distracted, distracting, phone call, phone calls, scandals, scandal, scandalous, russia, tape, tapes, video tapes, video tape, on purpose, release, releases, released, releasing
'We will never divulge your personal data unless you ask us not to.'
"My inner-slacker is crying out to be released."
"We don't fire people here, Thompson, we tag them and release them into the wild."
Tags:firing, fired, sack, sacked, getting fired, getting sacked, getting the sack, released, release, release into the wild, redundant, redundancy, made redundant, animal welfare, animal right, animal right issues, animal rights activism, animal right activist, animal right activists, animal rights groups, animal rights organisation, research, researchers, researching, animal research, wildlife research, study, studies, animal behaviour studies, animal behaviours, trackers, tracking, tracers, tracing, tag, tags, tagging, animal tagging, animal tags, wildlife tagging, wildlife tags, wildlife researchers, animal researchers
Jim dreamt of a world where, one day, all office plants would be released back into the wild...
"Jonah! When did you get out?"
Tags:religion, religious, bible, old testament, jonah, book of jonah, biblical, history, historical, ancient, desert, deserts, greeting, greetings, when did you get out, released, release, spit out, jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, punishments, whale, whales, mouth, mouths, trapped, stuck, got out, get out, rehab, rehabilitation, hospital, hospitals, return, returns, returning, coming home, returning home
"Sometimes they readjust when we release them, sometimes they don't."
Tags:alien, aliens, martian, martians, little green man, little green men, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, alien spaceship, alien spaceships, animal captivity, alien abduction, alien abductions, i want to believe, conspiracy, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, conspiracy theorist, conspiracy theorists, realised, released, adjusting, readjust, readjusting, living in the wild
'No, I meant the other hood release.'
"Mr. Baxter will see you now."
Tags:tamer, tamers, animal, animals, catch and release, capture and release, trap, trapping, traps, reception, receptionist, receptionists, cage, cages, caged release, caging, cagey, release, released, meeting, meetings, appointment, appointments, hospitality, inhospitable, personnel, boss, big boss, intimidate, intimidation, intimidating, unfriendly, offices, modern, modern life, attitude, attitudes
'I'm granting your divorce and ordering you both be released back into the wild.'
'When I snore, I'm put in solitary. And on nights when I don't, I'm released back into the general population.'
Tags:snore, snores, snoring, snored, snorer, snorers, solitary, solitary confinement, release, released, releases, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, passing time, counting time, locked up, cell, cells, prison cell, prison cells, jail, jails, jail cell, jail cells, convict, convicts, real life adventures
HELP US! 50 cents will free one person.
"But we work in a law firm" Jeremy gets fired after using the word 'firm' while talking to a client
'Your HMO has approved your surgery, but they want you to see the photos of two people they had to lay off as a result.'
To the delight of tired commuters, Jacuzzi unveils its first car.
Tags:jacuzzi, jacuzzis, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, invent, invents, invention, inventions, unveil, unveils, unveiling, release, releases, released, new, delight, tire, tires, tired, commuter, commuters, driver, drive, drives, drivers, relax, relaxes, relaxing, joy, close to home
'Spit him out, Dewey -- you'll get busted! This lake is catch-and-release only!'
Tags:fish, fishes, fishing, fisher, fishers, fisherman, fishermen, role reverse, role reversal, role reversals, giant, giants, gigantic, huge, catch and release, catch-and-release, busted, bust, busts, catch, catches, catching, caught, spits, spitting, release, releases, released, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Catch and release! Catch and release!'
Tags:fish, fishes, fisher, fishers, fishing, fished, fisherman, fishermen, angle, angles, angling, angler, anglers, angled, revenge, vengeance, payback, payback, fly fish, fly fishing, catch, catches, catching, caught, release, releases, released, releasing, bite, bite, biting, bitten, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Tags:monster, monsters, frankenstein, frankensteins, layoff, layoffs, sack, sacks, sacked, release, released, performance, performances, performed, performing, company, companies, lay, off, offs, computer, computers, work, working, worked, worker, works, workers, fire, fired, firing, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Upon his release from incarceration, he returned home in hopes of a fresh start with his wife... Trouble soon followed. No matter how hard he tried, Humpty just couldn't put his life back together again.
Tags:humpty, dumpty, police, policeman, policemen, incarceration, jail, jails, prison, prisons, con, cons, convict, convicts, release, released, egg, eggs, domestic, violence, abuse, beat, beating, beaten, wife, wives, trouble, love, loves, straight, set straight, change, changes, changing, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Fish near-death experiences.
Tags:fish, fishes, lobster, lobsters, fishing, fisher, fishers, fisherman, fishermen, catch, catches, near-death, heaven, heavens, hell, hells, light, lights, taste, tastes, horrible, horrid, bad, release, released, lucky, escape, escaped, experience, experiences, caught, catch, catches, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater