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'Had it all until I lost my Blackberry.'
Tags:blackberry, blackberries, pda, phone, phones, phoned, organiser, organizer, organisers, organizers, lost, losing, lose, poor person, poor, unorganized, unorganised, had it all, turning point, rely, relying, relied, relies, reliant, eggs in one basket, personal digital assistant, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Wheeler, are you going to lunch?"
Tags:lunch, lunch break, lunch breaks, decision, decisions, decisionmaking, decision making, go to lunch, goes to lunch, going to lunch, making decisions, reliant, computer, computers, supercomputer, supercomputers, indecision, indecisive, worker, workers, office drone, office drones, modern life, modern times, slave to computers
"A billion is a thousand million? Why wasn't I informed of this?"
Tags:money, language, communication, incompetence, billion, billions, billionaire, billionaires, millionaire, millionaires, bad at math, math problem, math problems, dollar, dollars, rich people, idle rich, uninformed, lack of information, reliant, rely, relies, relying, underling, underlings, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, corporate hierarchy, corporate hierarchies, in the loop, out of the loop, mankoff
"Your love gives me strength."
"Where do I swipe?"
Tags:credit card, credit cards, card, cards, reliant, reliance, over reliant, over reliance, card payment, card payments, cash, cashless, cashless society, cashless societies, swipe, swipes, tip, tips, tipping, bellhop, bellhops, bellboy, bellboys, bell boy, bell boys, hotel, hotels, hotel room, hotel rooms
'Just remember, without me, you're nothing!'
"They misspelled his name because the engravers didn't have autocorrect."
Tags:engrave, engraves, engraving, engravings, misspelling, misspellings, spelling error, spelling errors, typo, typos, autocorrect, autocorrects, autocorrection, auto-correct, auto-corrects, auto-correction, take for granted, taking for granted, taken for granted, gravestone, gravestones, headstone, headstones, cemetery, cemeteries, engraving, excuse, excuses, reliant, rely, relies, relying
Myanmar Business Policy
Tags:myanmar, burma, economy, economics, economic reliance, reliance, reliant, china, great wall, america, us, usa, united states, united states of america, american, americans, burmese, myanmese, leap of faith, leaps of faith, state economy, state economies, economic interdependence, global, globalism, global economy, separation, separate, separates
"Mrs. HIggins, which button do I push to make a smiley face?"
Tags:president, presidents, ceo, ceos, peter principle, peter principles, newbie, newbies, computer illiterate, computer illiteracy, smiley face, smiley faces, emoji, emojis, emoticon, emoticons, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, smiley, smileys, competence, competent, secretary, secretaries, reliant, reliance, rely, relies, relying
"Mrs. Oliphant, what is the company policy on our company policy?"
"Dad, can we have some money so we can buy you a Father's Day present?"
Tags:father's day, fathers day, present, present, gift, gifts, dad, dads, father, fathers, son, sons, daughter, daughters, allowance, allowances, allowance money, gifting, gift allowance, gift allowances, borrow, borrows, borrowing, borrower, borrowers, beg, begs, begger, beggers, begging, needy, neediness, reliant, reliance
Easter bunny drops dirty laundry basket off to his mom.
Tags:easter, easter basket, easter bunny, easter baskets, mother, mom, moms, mothers, mum, mums, dirty laundry, chore, chores, rely, relies, reliant, grown child, grown children, doing the laundry, doing your laundry, gift, gifts, present, presents, dirty clothes, hamper, hampers, laundry hamper, laundry hampers
"Well, that's strange. My phone didn't tell me I had to pee."
Tags:organiser, organisers, diary, diaries, organizer, organizers, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, cell phone, cell phones, urinate, urinates, urinating, addict, addicts, addicted, addiction, addictions, rely, relies, reliant, overly reliant, overreliant, over reliance, over reliant, overreliance
An alcoholic sees a bottle in his shadow.
Tags:alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, drinker, drinkers, drinking, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, heavy drinking, drunk, drunks, drunken, bottle, bottles, wine, booze, liquor, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, drugs and alcohol, drug and alcohol, drug, rely, relies, reliant, hallucinate, hallucinates, hallucination, hallucinations, hallucinating, shadow, shadows, no escape, follow, follows, following
'Don't tell me I'm wrong...as far as I'm concerned it's your computer's word against my computer's word.'
"Linda, how far away from my desk do I have to be to use the 'I'm away from my desk' voice mail message?"
Better Living Through Technology
Tags:screen addict, screen addicts, screen addiction, screen addictions, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, mobile, mobiles, smartphone, smartphones, technological advances, technological advancements, dependency, dependencies, reliance, reliant, vr, reality, social media, social network, social networks, social networking
"No, my memo isn't encrypted...the spell check broke."
Tags:spy, spies, encryption, encrypted, spell check, spell checks, spell checker, spell checkers, rely, relies, reliance, reliant, autocorrect, autocorrects, auto-correct, auto-corrects, mobile, mobiles, smartphone, smartphones, encrypted message, encrypted messages, code, codes, secret code, secret codes, coded message, coded messages
Without a union...you're sunk.
'Step in here Henshaw, I need a hug'.
"Would you read this self-help book to me?"
Minutes since the TV broke.
Tags:television, televisions, broke, broken, break, breaks, count, counting, counted, counts, countdown, countdowns, counting down, time, timing, timed, times, timer, timers, tally, tallies, tallied, tallying, minutes, bored, bores, boring, nothing to do, nothing else to do, reliant, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
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'It's a symbiotic relationship- she gives me food, and I eat it.'
Man on crutch drinks wine from a wine bottle with a crutch.