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"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."
"O.K., I know it's a long shot, but if we can each convert one lion ..."
The GOP stands firm on religious liberty...'The government cannot force you to pay for something that violates your faith.'
"Why do you mock Jesus?"
"Sir, it's time to remove these so-called 'pieces of art' which glorify nudity and violence from our museum!"
'I don't want to wear that, Mom!'
'Government has to respect religious freedom! It's simply a matter of conscience and it's our choice to not provide contraceptives.'
"Dictators of the world - you better do your maths!"
"As a satirist you can mock religion, politics and society. It's called 'freedom of speech'. Of course as an editor I can reject it. That's called 'freedom of cowardice'."
"Scripture says homosexuality and gay marriage are sinful and an abomination!"
"And, Miss Bukerwitt...When I get back from voting to ban the ten commandments from public view...I want you to help me figure out if I got my extra pay for Good Friday and schedule my paid leave for the next Christmas break."
Atheists R Us
"You're in luck. I just changed religions and am no longer opposed to filling this one."
"Hello? I'd like to complain about people driving while wearing Burqas."
"The religious freedom is nice, but I hear real estate is a real steal."
"I think if you check, religion is covered under the 1st commandment."