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"How would you like me to answer that question? As a member of my ethnic group, educational class, income group, or religious category?"
'I can't go out...An uneasy standoff has developed on my doorstep between Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses...'
"Are you shaved?!"
'I'm from a sexual abstinence pro-imperialism advocacy group.'
'Our cults are very similar, but we're also allowed to talk about squirrels and eat toast.'
''The knitting circle are playing their part in our heating effficiency programme.'
'You know me - I never do anything halfway, and that goes for religion too.'
Thomas didn't invite anyone to his Bible study, misunderstanding the definition of a small group.