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"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."
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"Unbelievable—Lohri's not even over and already the stores are putting out their Baisakhi stuff."
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"It's extremely flexible. You can wear it as comfortably to Yom Kippur services as out on a date with a shiksa."
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'Say, what's all this religious stuff doing on these Christmas cards?'
Eight nights of excuses
"The Kitmans in 12-B. Tell them Elijah is here for the Seder."
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"I wanted to give Christmas bonuses but that would violate the separation of church and business."
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"Well, this is clearly a blatant war on Christmas that calls for nothing less than a hysterical and highly irrational response!"
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"What do you mean Halloween ISN'T a paid holiday off?!"
"Thank you, sir. And have a happy holiday of your choice!"
"Say, what's all this religious stuff doing on these Christmas cards?"
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"Ah! It's that time of year again!"
"Saint Patrick's Day is nice but all of the best holidays have candy."
Breakfast the day after Easter
Kids' cartoon about the Easter Bunny and the delegation of Easter eggs.
'Seems to me that all religions are the same - guilt but with different holidays!'
Happy Christmas - other religious festivals are also available.
Once again the atheist gets the drumstick!
'4th Sunday before Easter... and 5th before my holiday!'
'Okay, but let's call it 'Passover' -- 'Easter' sounds too much like 'Ishtar.''
'Jimmy takes these Easter Egg hunts very seriously.'