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"Dad, mom, why do we celebrate Christmas?"
'The store was out of bread, so instead I bought bagels.'
"And now The Reverend Higgins will beat the love of God into each and every one of you."
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Baptism in the Dead Sea
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Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth
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"Baptisms are delayed due to lightning reported in the area."
Non-Jewish Events and Jewish Events
"Here's to another Lag B'Omer of eating meat that is burnt on the outside and raw on the inside, with our faces blackened by smoke!"
Overly zealous children
"That's just sick."
Ministry 101: Never perform a baptism in a river with a strong current.
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"For Lent, I'm giving up the other parts of my religion."
'You've waited long enough, Max. Get yourself circumcised already.'
"Still not sure why Moses wanted a flint knife, or what exactly circumcision is..."
"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."
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'Is this communion wafer gluten free?'
Cats holding up Happy Bar Mitzvah sign.
How to locate the person whose cell phone went off in the middle of Mass...
Fish Baptism is by full emersion
"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."
"I didn't say, 'Simon says'..."
Hank, the neighborhood homeless person was shocked when the lights came on in the sanctuary during his Saturday night bathtismal.
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"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."