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"God has heard your prayers, and they are really starting to creep him out."
Look who's religious all of a sudden
God is for life not just for Christmas.
'...and please, please, please, give me a chance to price to you that winning the lottery won't spoil me...'
"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"
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New Age Anatomy...
'World's Greatest Dad'
Jesus loves you, Everyone else thinks you are a dick.
'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'
'Any chance of a plea bargain?'
'I told you they'd get greedy - Now they want You to make the sun stand still.'
'I play golf religiously. . .Every Sunday.'
'Turn in your bows. We just got the latest population figures...'
'Will I be near the hamster section?'
'It hides your bald spot, but the halo made you look taller.'
'The Rapture! It happened! We've been left behind!'
'Class, you may have three minutes for prayer in your respective faith traditions. Timmy, you'll have to sacrifice the goat outside.'
'...and please God, help me be satisfied with the illness I've alredy got.'
Dial a Prayer
'It's ridiculous we never have enough staff on a Sunday.'
'A ten commandments franchise.'
'Good deeds? ... I always cleaned my plate.'
'I'm afraid you will have to take 'evolution' to graduate, Enoch, but you can cover your ears and hum anytime you want.'
'While we didn't see Bill Brewster here in his lifetime, it's good to see him here in death. Uh, let me rephrase that.'
Man praying for money.