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Adios Amigos! -- Moving to a new location
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'Here y'go. Keep in touch.'
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While You Were Out: We Moved!
'We're being foreclosed on. We're going to have to relocate to a loafer.'
'I'm willing to relocate.'
'We're fully prepared for any relocation plans.'
"Let's tow the trailer to a new state and make a fresh start."
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"Great. You move to Mexico, and we all end up working at McDonald's."
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"I think you would be well advised to locate the new delphinium bed elsewhere, Hobbs."
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"I'm willing to relocate ... to somewhere sunny?"
'Well, would ya' look at this. Typical movers! I sure hope the kids are OK.'
"Well, Gordon, you checked the box on your application saying you'd be willing to relocate, and I don't care if it was back in 1982."
'I feel the need to relocate from the north pole to the south pole.'
"You can have the job if you're willing to relocate to China and accept their wages."
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Couple in packing crates ready for the move.
'Impressive resume. Any problem with relocating?'
Why super heroes don't need moving vans when they relocate.
"Welcome aboard - oh, and the job has been moved to India, and you'll be paid in rice."
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'Why did you leave your last job?'
"That's right. We're moving to the 'formerly' lucky country."
'We'd like you to relocate before we lay you off.'
'The relocation package will pay for your divorce if your wife refuses to relocate... and as a bonus, we'll find you a new wife!'
'Tell me what we're getting away from again?'
'The good news is they let me keep my phone number.'