Reluctance Cartoons and Comics

"It's as big a turnout as we could manage, Sire. There's so much cynicism these days."

"Is there a discount for someone who doesn't want to see the movie?"

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

"It's time for us to go back to Sixty-fifth and Third, Richard."

'I'll sit on your lap when I decide, okay?'

"Could you give me a little push?"

"Any volunteers?"

"I still say we pull it and deal with the consequences of its being a false alarm when they come."

'I'm convinced that Sims is on performance reducing drugs.'

"Well? Are you with us?"

"Whoa! That's a little clingy."

"O.K., but he is going to have to check that bag."

"Honey, you're doing that thing again where you stare into space and wonder how I talked you into leaving the house."

"Norman, the proper response is 'I do'...not 'If I have to'!"

"Speeding? Impossible. I'm on my way to my tax audit!"

"It's his first day of school!"

"...and if anyone objects to joining this couple in holy matrimony, let him speak now..."

'These won't go over very well with the grass roots...'

'How can I be sure you're not better off not knowing?'

'I think we're going to need a compliance officer for these.'

'He didn't want to come so I had to drag him here.'

"Look here, Watson, everybody has to retire sometime."

Partners in Suicide

'Okay son - it's time to recycle.'