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'Had it all until I lost my Blackberry.'
Tags:blackberry, blackberries, pda, phone, phones, phoned, organiser, organizer, organisers, organizers, lost, losing, lose, poor person, poor, unorganized, unorganised, had it all, turning point, rely, relying, relied, relies, reliant, eggs in one basket, personal digital assistant, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"I can't afford to lose my phone. I've assigned it talismanic properties."
Tags:phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, cell, cell phone, cell phones, texting, text, modern life, modern world, tech, gadget, gadgets, talisman, relied, reliance, rely, relying, talismans, talismanic, spiritual, spiritually, lost, lose, young, youths, millennial, millennials
"So this is what you do when I pretend to leave, then come back unexpectedly in five minutes."
Tags:suspicion, suspicious, suspect, suspected, cheat, infidelity, marriage, married, catch, catching, caught, catches, morning, mornings, marriage, married, married life, breakfast, couple, couples, cliche, cliches, cliched, reference, references, stereotype, stereotypes, unexpected, unexpected return, return, returned, trust, trusting, trustworthy, depend, dependable, reliable, reliability, rely, rely on, faith, faithful, trusts, literal, literally
"Maybe we should try getting by with just one car."
Tags:hillbilly, hillbillies, wild west, the wild west, western, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, two cars, broken down, broken down cars, broken down auto, broken down autos, car mechanic, car mechanics, restraint, self restraint, green issue, green issues, environmentally friendly, eco friendly, eco conscious, global warming, climate change, get by, getting by, rely, reliance, useless, uselessness, pointless, pointlessness
"Which trail has the best cell-phone reception?"
Tags:phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, cell, cell phone, cell phones, texting, text, modern life, modern world, tech, gadget, gadgets, talisman, relied, reliance, rely, relying, culture clash, clash, clashed, clashing, country, countryside, persona, personas, sticks, out in the sticks, metro, metropolitan, class, classes, city, city kid, city life, city boy, city living, urban, urbanity, urban life, urban living, urban world, modern life, modern living, culture shock, culture, cultures, liberal, liberal elites, townies, couple, couples, rural, mid west, midwest, mid-west, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, trail, hiking, hike, hiker, hikes, hikers
"A billion is a thousand million? Why wasn't I informed of this?"
Tags:money, language, communication, incompetence, billion, billions, billionaire, billionaires, millionaire, millionaires, bad at math, math problem, math problems, dollar, dollars, rich people, idle rich, uninformed, lack of information, reliant, rely, relies, relying, underling, underlings, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, corporate hierarchy, corporate hierarchies, in the loop, out of the loop, mankoff
'If we can't rely on misinformation, what can we rely on?'
'Just remember, without me, you're nothing!'
"Mrs. HIggins, which button do I push to make a smiley face?"
Tags:president, presidents, ceo, ceos, peter principle, peter principles, newbie, newbies, computer illiterate, computer illiteracy, smiley face, smiley faces, emoji, emojis, emoticon, emoticons, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, smiley, smileys, competence, competent, secretary, secretaries, reliant, reliance, rely, relies, relying
"They misspelled his name because the engravers didn't have autocorrect."
Tags:engrave, engraves, engraving, engravings, misspelling, misspellings, spelling error, spelling errors, typo, typos, autocorrect, autocorrects, autocorrection, auto-correct, auto-corrects, auto-correction, take for granted, taking for granted, taken for granted, gravestone, gravestones, headstone, headstones, cemetery, cemeteries, engraving, excuse, excuses, reliant, rely, relies, relying
'I believe it's time we stopped relying so heavily on instinct.'
"Mrs. Oliphant, what is the company policy on our company policy?"
Al, The Go-From Guy
Tags:go-to guy, go to guy, big boss, the big guy, men, man, office, office life, insecure, insecurity, inept, ineptitude, incapable, desk jockey, unreliable, unstable, instability, rely, word-play, play on words, word play, businessmen, business men, business man, business man, prepare, prepared, unprepared, that guy, unhelpful, useless
"It's symbiotic, Larry. Let's keep it that way."
Tags:symbiotic, symbiotic relationship, symbiotic relationship, symbiosis, drinking, drinker, drinkers, pub, bar, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, dependant, dependence, co dependence, co-dependence, bad relationship, bad relationships, ecosystem, ecosystems, peanut, peanuts, rely, relying, reliance
Easter bunny drops dirty laundry basket off to his mom.
Tags:easter, easter basket, easter bunny, easter baskets, mother, mom, moms, mothers, mum, mums, dirty laundry, chore, chores, rely, relies, reliant, grown child, grown children, doing the laundry, doing your laundry, gift, gifts, present, presents, dirty clothes, hamper, hampers, laundry hamper, laundry hampers
"Well, that's strange. My phone didn't tell me I had to pee."
Tags:organiser, organisers, diary, diaries, organizer, organizers, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, cell phone, cell phones, urinate, urinates, urinating, addict, addicts, addicted, addiction, addictions, rely, relies, reliant, overly reliant, overreliant, over reliance, over reliant, overreliance
An alcoholic sees a bottle in his shadow.
Tags:alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, drinker, drinkers, drinking, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, heavy drinking, drunk, drunks, drunken, bottle, bottles, wine, booze, liquor, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, drugs and alcohol, drug and alcohol, drug, rely, relies, reliant, hallucinate, hallucinates, hallucination, hallucinations, hallucinating, shadow, shadows, no escape, follow, follows, following
"I thought he was a genius, but now I find out that he was self-proclaimed."
Tags:executive, executives, business, businessmen, businessman, businesses, office, offices, corporate, corporations, corporation, work, workers, working, working world, market, marketing, markets, profit, profit boost, profits, profitable, profitability, train, training, trained, trainer, genius, geniuses, resume, resumes, ego, egotist, egotistical, failure, failed, failures, recoup, recouping, trust, trusting, trustworthy, reliable, rely, relying, running away, run away, runaway
'Don't tell me I'm wrong...as far as I'm concerned it's your computer's word against my computer's word.'
"Until the face recognition software is installed I'm going to have a hard time remembering your names."
Tags:teacher, teachers, class, classes, large class, large classes, tutor, tutors, lecturer, lecturers, names, name, remembering names, modern technology, modern technologies, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, lazy, laziness, face recognition, facial recognition, prosopragnosia, face blind, face blindness, rely, reliance, depend, depending, dependence, teaching aid, teaching aids, teaching-aid, teaching-aids
"Linda, how far away from my desk do I have to be to use the 'I'm away from my desk' voice mail message?"
Without a union...you're sunk.
"No, my memo isn't encrypted...the spell check broke."
Tags:spy, spies, encryption, encrypted, spell check, spell checks, spell checker, spell checkers, rely, relies, reliance, reliant, autocorrect, autocorrects, auto-correct, auto-corrects, mobile, mobiles, smartphone, smartphones, encrypted message, encrypted messages, code, codes, secret code, secret codes, coded message, coded messages
"Would you read this self-help book to me?"
'Don't do it, Jake. It will just contribute to a vicious cycle of dependency.'
Tags:golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, golf ball, golf balls, beg, begs, begging, beggar, beggars, dependent, dependant, dependants, depending, depended, rely, relies, relying, vicious cycle, vicious cycles, contribute, contributes, contributor, contributors, contribution, contributions, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers