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"Her last wishes were that her ashes not leave a mess."
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Dead End Europe
'Now I wish I hadn't voted for Christmas.'
'I've got Brexit wounds.'
On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,
Man uses the stars of the EU flag for a power plant.
'What would King Richard III have done?'
"Call me a copycat, but if the Catalonians can declare independence and then suspend it, why can't we do the same with Brexit?"
'Unemployment remains at or near ninety percent, among the over ninety age group.'
'Unfortunately, this happens in nature. Two rivals get hopelessly tangled and both perish.'
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Black Widow's husband.
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Dispatch, you can call off the search party. We'll need DNA samples to be sure, but it looks like we've found Kermit's remains.
It's not easy for eye specialist Dr. Groonzen to help people from the Witness Protection Program, celebs, or other patients who want to remain incognito.
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"Pardon me sir, may I suggest you take a parachute with you?"
Hard Brexit - Soft Brexit
'Come along, Doreen. These saboteurs won't crush themselves.'
All Aboard the Brexit Bus
Carcass in a cup (street vendor cart)
"Why can't they all go back to Remainia?"
"I'll have the full English brexit, please."
Mahout skeleton in the museum of natural history.
dinosaur lurks behind palaeontologist
"I'm afraid your husband didn't make it, but we did manage to save his leg."
"We've been remaindered!"