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The Anatomy Lesson (After Rembrandt)
"Do you really like Rembrandt, or do you simply identify with him as a white heterosexual male?"
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ARISTOTLE WITH A BUST OF HOMER:
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"Of course, it's a very early Rembrandt."
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"Well, this initial test suggests that the authenticity of your Rembrandt may be questionable."
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"I believe this is one of Rembrandt's earliest selfies."
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The embarrassment of Europa's boyfriend
'Like most fund managers, I consistently under-perform the market--but I do it with real flair.'
'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.'
'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'
Professor Tulp meets his match
"It's an early selfie."
Rembrandt struggles with painting a commissioned portrait of the client's imaginary friend.
"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."
Museum dilemma: X-rays real a Leonardo under a Rembrandt.
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'All I'm saying is that Rembrant must have had a rotten childhood.'
Daddy was a great artist...
Van Gogh's glasses fall off again.
'Why's he called Rembrandt?' - 'He's always on the canvas.'
'Good news. The police have recovered your Rembrandt.'
Rembrandt, Surfer Dude.
"You'd think if he'd been that successful he would have had his nose fixed"
'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'
'Why do I choose to paint with wine?--The clean-up.'