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"Our goal is to modernize it but retain the historical flavor."
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"I remodelled, but I left it so that when danger threatens I can still take refuge in the redoubt."
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Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.
'Too much botox, Mavix...'
"Honey, we need to decide if we're going to add on or conquer a bigger castle."
'CLEAR!' ''Please Pardon the Inconvenience as we Remodel the Dental Office.'
"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "
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'Why, now, my refrigerator isn't running. Who is this?'
Please pardon the inconvenience while we remodel.
"Before Carlo did us, we thought the whole nineteenth century was clunky."
"The distressed-style wood flooring we installed in the kitchen seems to have crept into Fred!"
"Would you like your custom blinds to get stuck on the left or on the right?"
"The bathroom was recently remodeled with more options."
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"I've decided to redecorate...starting with you!"
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"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."
"Worst-case scenario? The renovation goes three years and two million dollars over budget, one of you bludgeons me to death with my own hammer, and you both get the electric chair."
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'Uh...which part of 'perfect' don't you understand?'
'I just love these granite counters.'
'I didn't authorize any remodeling work.'
'I forgot to close the door?...Seriously? Who puts a door on a hole?'
'When we return, our handyman will begin installing a new layer of imported dirt. Stay tuned for the next episode of ... Flip This Hole.'
'Here! Call the contractor. I don't want to hear any nonsense about goals, or touchdowns, or baskets. I want to see shovels! Lots and lots of shovels!'
"Well, which do we want to do...remodel the kithen or eat at that new Italian restaurant?"
Now Selling: All-these-houses-llok-alike-but-it's-what-you-do-with-them Acres.
"Did I mention our 10% discount on all allergy products?"